TBT WTF stories: Florida woman arrested after assaulting boyfriend over bad 69 encounter.

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From the Throwback Thursday vault: In 2014, a Florida woman was arrested after she beat the sh*t out of her boyfriend after a bad oral sex encounter.
Jennie Scott, 50, opened a can of whoop-ass on Jilberto Deleon, 32, at his home last year. Turns out, she got pissed off when he finished first and stopped pleasing her.
Police found Jennie Scott punching and scratching the young man.

My Two Cents:

Folks, you really can't fault the woman for being angry. I've come (no pun intended) across many men who will just get their rocks off, and leave the woman with the female case of blue balls. It's pretty selfish.
However, I would never beat the sh*t out of the guy. I would just give him a dose of his own medicine next time. Ladies, if you have a man who constantly stops pleasing you after he climaxes, here's what you do:
Next time when you are in the heat of the moment, just as he is about to blow his load, STOP what ever it is that you're doing. Get out of bed, put on your clothes, and then whisper into his ear: "Now you know how I feel," and walk away. If you are getting busy at your place, throw his clothes at him and tell him that you can finish on your own. After you kick his a** out, turn on your favorite porno, grab your sex toy chest, and git er done.


Guys, don't put us in the position to be c*nts. If you finish before us, help a sista out!

This PSA was brought to you by: Common F*CKING Sense.

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