Man robs bank with a sex toy, says it's a bomb.
photo credit: DailyMailUK
So, a man by the name of Aaron Stein decided to rob a bank using a sex toy. The sex toy was wrapped up in duct tape. He allegedly showed a bank teller wires that were hanging out of his shirt. He demanded cash from the teller and fled the scene with an unknown amount of cash.
The weird part about the story (besides the sex toy) is that he called police on himself.
Officer Mike Gastgeb spotted sex toy guy in a white Toyota sedan. He went over to confront sex toy guy but he drove off. Gastgeb was able to stop him eventually.
The money was found in a garbage bag on the passenger seat. Underneath said seat was the "bomb."
Despite the fact that there was no bomb to speak of, the bomb squad arrived on the scene.
Some time later, Stein broke down and told police that he had lost all of his money in the stock market last week and he was hella desperate (a lot of people lose money in the stock market. Most just put a bullet in their head and call it a day).
Stein was charged with possessing a facsimile weapon of mass destruction.
My Two Cents:
Nothing says "I'm going to f*ck you up" better than pointing a sex toy at a teller and claiming it's the bomb....I mean A bomb."
As for the weapon of mass destruction charge, I've heard those vibrators are a weapon of mass destruction. Those damn things can cause exploding orgasms and place people in a catatonic state.
