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Good evening everyone! It's been a little quiet over here at Blurbal Vomit, and I apologize for that. Yesterday, I was hard at work on client assignments and also with moving (due to my spinal injury, I decided to move back home with family so I can recover). I been slowly moving things out of my boyfriend's house and slowly unpacking my stuff at my father's house. I had planned on writing several posts today, since A LOT had happened over the weekend in regards to politics, entertainment, and odd news. However, after unpacking some clothes, and dealing with my stepmother's unruly dog, my back sort of gave out and I had to take a Vicodin. I plan on getting a TON of sleep tonight and starting off fresh tomorrow. Have a great night all! -Shauna

Oh dear, the Duggar cult just can't seem to catch a break! Shucks! According to InTouch, the 22 year old momma-to-be was scheduled to appear at the Charlotte, NC event this weekend. However, supporters and attendees are boycotting the appearance due to Josh Duggar's sex scandal. People have spoken out in protest of her appearance, with one woman referencing her Fox News interview, where she supported her brother, even though she was among those Josh Duggar had molested years ago. The woman made the following statement to the Southern Women Show: "How dare you think this girl is any kind of role model. She went on national TV and flat out lied. I would bet that there will be many women coming to your event that have been sexually molested. How do you think they will feel about this girl who minimizes it and has been taught it is her fault. You seriously need to rethink who your paid guests are!” My Two Cents: Oh how the mighty have fallen! It's amazing how t

While Miley Cyrus has never been quick to label anything in her life, she has recently declared that she is pansexual . " I'm very open about it - I'm pansexual ." She opened up about her pansexuality during a recent interview with Elle UK magazine. She states that she is not in a relationship with anyone right now (despite reports that she has been dating Victoria Secret model Stella Maxwell), she also says that she changes her style every couple of weeks, and that she is going on a lot of dates. Recently, Ms. Cyrus sat down with Paper magazine and discussed what she is looking for in her romantic life: "I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn't involve an animal and everyone is of age. Everything that's legal, I'm down with. Yo, I'm down with any adult -- anyone over the age of 18 who is down to love me. I don't relate to being boy or girl, and I don't have to have my partner relate to boy or girl."

Donald Trump is notorious for saying the most absurd and insulting things. However, this latest declaration takes the cake in terms of its absurdity. Recently, the republican candidate stated that he is going to stop eating Oreos , as the maker of the cookies is closing one of its plants and outsourcing to Mexico. The parent company of Oreo, Mondelez International Inc, released a statement last month saying that they are investing $130 million in constructing 4 production lines at a plant in Mexico. Trump's distaste in anything Latin or Mexican is no secret. On a daily basis, he proudly proclaims his hatred for the Mexican community. In the past week, he threw a reporter from Univision out of his press conference for asking a simple question (Trump is reported to have said "Go back to Univision."). My Two Cents: Those that know me personally know how much I hate Donald Trump. I think he is a weak-minded racist, homophobe, and misogynist. I think anyone who votes

Yesterday, Judge Carlos A. Samor Jr. sentenced James Holmes to 12 life sentences, and was given another sentence of 3,318 years in prison. The 12 life sentences represent each victim that was killed in the Colorado movie theater shooting in 2012. The added 3,318 years to his sentence represent the attempted murders of the injured theater patrons, and for having explosives in his apartment in an attempt to hurt first responders. The judge ordered that the sentences be served consecutively. After giving Holmes his sentence, Judge Carlos A. Samor Jr said this to the courtroom: "If there was ever a case that warranted a maximum sentence, this is the case." The reason behind Holmes escaping the death penalty is because one juror cited Holmes' mental illness as a reason to spare his life. My Two Cents: I will never forget the day when the news broke about this tragedy. I was sickened to my stomach. It made me scared to go to the movies (I still am afraid to go to th

Subway's Jared Fogle, once famous for losing weight on the Subway diet, is now infamous for being a pervert. He was suspected of being in possession of child porn, so police went to search out his house. They brought along Bear, a two year old black lab who has the ability to sniff out electronics that contain illicit material. The dog's handler, Todd Jordan, told reporters that it only took four months to train Bear to sniff out electronics for illicit material. In Fogle's case, there was enough evidence to bring Fogle down. Fogle plead guilty to "unlawful sexual acts with minors and possession of child pornography." My Two Cents: At this point I would make a sarcastic comment or a low-brow joke about Fogle's love for getting into smaller pants but, I can't for the life of me understand how a dog can sniff out electronics that contain porn. I mean, it's great that someone has trained dogs to do that, but, what does the training look like? Do g

After news broke about Josh Duggar having two Ashley Madison accounts, the 27 year old decided to enter treatment for his sex addiction. At the same time, a porn star claims to have slept with him while his wife, Anna, was pregnant. Duggar will be in treatment for the next 6 months. Reports claim that Josh Duggar is at a Christian treatment facility. Reports also speculate that Anna has no plans to divorce her husband. My Two Cents: This isn't Josh's first time entering treatment at a Christian facility. After he had molested 5 girls, including his sisters, he was sent to a Christian facility for treatment. His family claimed that he was "cured of his sin." Folks, if he was "cured of his sin," he wouldn't be in this mess. This is living f*cking proof that faith-based treatment centers, without the help of medical science, does NOT work. Successful treatment centers are comprised of medical treatment, counseling, and spiritual awakening. It is b

This is going to be a fairly serious post, and the only reason why I am writing this is because I know that many people out there are dealing with struggles. I want you all to know that you're not alone. I also want to share the phone number for the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, for anyone who is feeling hopeless, and is contemplating hurting themselves: 1-800-273-8255 . Onto my story: For two and a half years, I been dealing with significant back pain. In 2014, I had a back surgery and the recovery was very tough. During my one year check up, the CT Scan and X-Ray showed that the surgery failed. While I was still dealing with moderate to severe pain, I still wanted to live my life like a normal human being, so I decided to go back to work. My pain levels increased substantially. My neurosurgeon told me that I needed to lower my part-time hours at my job. I told my boss and they fired me immediately. I figured that maybe it was the job that was causing the increase i

Behold good sirs, the tale of a parrot named Hariyal. Hariyal hails from an Indian city called Rajura. His human, Suresh Sakharkar has been schooling Hariyal in obscenities for the last two years in an attempt to get a rise out of his 85 year old stepmother. One day, the stepmother went to go visit Suresh and was greeted by a slew of swears from the parrot. Police came and detained Hariyal. Upon further investigation, it turns out that there may have been bad blood between Suresh and his stepmother's family, and the stepmother believes that is the reason why Suresh taught our feathered friend to cuss her out. Unfortunately, the cops were unable to get a statement from the parrot. They did stick around to see if the bird would cuss their a**es out. The parrot kept quiet. My Two Cents: When I was a wee lass, I remember buying this toy parrot that could talk. All you had to do was say something and then the toy parrot repeated it back to you. Of course, I made my toy parrot s

Everywhere you look, I'm sure you have seen the multitude of articles about this train wreck of a movie. Well, I have seen it, and I have some opinions about it. Before I begin my review about this Lifetime movie, I just want to say that I'm a fan of the show. I spent the early to mid-90s glued to the TV every Friday night watching this show. I really identified with DJ Tanner, especially in the early days of the show. When I was a wee lass, I too was self-conscious. The episode where DJ went on a crash diet really hit home to me because I spent my childhood and teen years as an overweight girl. Another episode that hit home to me was when DJ was dumped by a boy (played by the late Jonathan Brandis). I was always overlooked for the more attractive girls. To be honest, guys never became interested in me until I hit college. Anyways, I digress. Onto my review of this movie. So, when I heard that Lifetime was making this movie, I was actually a little annoyed. When they put u

Josh Duggar continues to bring shame upon his "perfect" family. Not only has he been exposed as an incestuous molester, he is also an adulterer. Recently, a website that promotes extramarital affairs was hacked into. Josh Duggar's name was found among the scumbags who signed up on Ashley Madison's website. Apparently, Duggar had two accounts and paid nearly $1,000 for the accounts between the months of February 2013 and May 2015. During this time, Duggar's wife Anna was busy bearing his children. Some of the acts that Joshy-boy signed up for were the following: “Conventional Sex,” Experimenting with Sex Toys,” One-Night Stands,” “Open to Experimentation,” “Gentleness,” “Good With Your Hands,” Sensual Massage,” “Extended Foreplay/Teasing,” “Bubble Bath for 2,” “Likes to Give Oral Sex,” “Likes to Receive Oral Sex,” “Someone I Can Teach,” “Someone Who Can Teach Me,” “Kissing,” “Cuddling & Hugging,” “Sharing Fantasies,” “Sex Talk.” “A Professional/Well Groo

31 year old Ebony Churchill was scared sh*tless when a koala chased her while she was on her ATV. The koala gained momentum to catch up with the ATV and when Churchill stopped the ATV, she got off of the ATV and watched in horror as the koala latched onto one of the ATV's tires. Churchill uploaded the 43 second video to her Facebook, saying the following: "The koala bloody chased me tonight! Sh*t me self." C'mon ya'll, the koala obviously wanted to make friends with Ebony. He probably wanted to invite Ebony over to his treehouse for some coffee and leaves. I mean, wouldn't you like to hang with a chill a** koala? I know I would. Watch as the cuteness unfolds:

photo credit: DailyMailUK Don't you hate it when you come across a marmot with boundary issues? This dude does too. Reddit lemming, Tydalt, went to inspect the new digs he just bought, when he found this furball of cuteness. According to Tydalt, he was kind to the creature. His video (shown below), showed otherwise. Dude used every swear in the book in an attempt to insult the creature. The marmot couldn't care less. Marmy just strutted his stuff all over the house, owning that house. Tydalt used a long weapon to make contact with the animal. According to Tydalt, critters in that part of the country carry the plague. Perhaps the house Tydalt bought wasn't exactly for sale. Marmy looks rather cozy in those digs. Video Credit: YouTube user: Brian Willet

photo credit: sputniknews Cops are supposed to serve and protect the citizens. Unfortunately, you get a**holes such as these cops in Texas who decided that Charnesia Corley, 21, is a reckless pot smoker and needs to be treated like less of a person. Cops initially pulled over Corley after she ran a stop sign. When the cop pulled her over, they claimed that her car smelled like marijuana. The cop forced her out of the car and called for female backup. Once backup arrived, They forced her onto the ground, had officers hold her legs apart, while a female officer forced down her pants and examined inside her vagina to see if there is marijuana present. Corley hesitated, feeling as if they were violating her. The police said she violently resisted. She was arrested for possession (despite the fact that pot was NOT FOUND). Corley hired a lawyer and is filing a complaint with the Harris County Sheriff's department. In a country where white 20-somethings can drive stoned and take

 We all know that Donald Trump's Presidential run is a massive clusterf*ck waiting to happen. What is even sadder is that people are actually buying the bullsh*t that he is selling to the American people. He has shown a steady climb in the polls and seems to be the GOP frontrunner for a GOP bid. Unfortunately for us, we continuously have to hear the bile spewing forth from his mouth, and the more he speaks, the more I hate him. Here are some of highlights of Trump's journey to the White House: This week, Trump stated that he paid Hillary Clinton to attend his wedding. He stated that he "gives to many people, and with Hillary Clinton, she had no choice because he gave." During an interview with Fox News' Megyn Kelly, he referred to actress Rosie O'Donnell as a fat pig. Donald Trump's ex wife accused him of raping her during their marriage. Trump declares that no rape took place because they were married. Any sex that happened between then, whether