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Photo Credit: montrealgazette Today in Dumb Criminals, we have a man in Kentucky who quickly found out that playing with fire easily gets you burned. A surveillance camera caught the entire event on video. In the video, a white minivan pulled up in front of a new business. The driver emerged from the vehicle and swung an object at the door several times. The driver then tossed a Molotov cocktail at the door and the business caught on fire. Not only did the business catch fire, the arsonist caught on fire as well. Instead of stopping, dropping, and rolling, the suspect fled to a nearby grassy area, throwing an ignited shoe in the process. Police in Kentucky are still looking for the suspect, as well as his accomplices.

Stodden, whose claim to fame was marrying an older man when she was 16, tried to contact the dead with a friend. The friend claimed to have psychic ability. Stodden and Sham Ibrahim went on Periscope ( can someone tell me what Periscope is, LOL ) and attempted to contact deceased celebrities. When Ms. Stodden put her head down on a table, her ponytail of extensions burst into flames. Ibrahim rushed to her rescue and put out the fire. Prior to the séance, Ibrahim predicted that the hair fire would occur. As Ibrahim was putting out the flames, he said, " I told you that was going to happen. " The 21-year-old Stodden began making baby and cat noises. She exclaimed " That was so scary. That was so f**cking scary ." Later on, they realized that the person responsible for the hair fire was the late Michael Jackson. Stodden went onto Twitter and exclaimed: " Michael Jackson contacted me last night through the Séance with @Shampopart MICHAEL MADE MY HAIR CA...

I hope you guys are sitting down for this one. This one will definitely piss you off, especially if you have a soul.  After spouting at the mouth about American immigrants who 'do not speak English,' Gene Simmons decided to go after depressed people (this week of all weeks), telling them that they need to just "fucking kill themselves." Simmons stated that he's the type of person that would shout at someone atop of a building to just jump. He also stated that he doesn't understand why people complain about depression. He talked about his mother being in a concentration camp during Nazi Germany, and how she is doing fine right now. He said that all these 20 year old kids who are saying they're depressed need to just " fucking kill themselves." Motley Crue rocker Nikki Sixx responded to Gene Simmon's criticism. He said that somewhere, some 20 year old KISS fan struggling with depression is going to think that they need to kill themsel...