Blurbal Perspective

photo credit: People In South Williamson, KY, Walmart shoppers got a close up view of a lunatic taking off his clothes, putting on a halloween mask and running through the store naked. When he got to the dairy section of Walmart, he proceeded to pour milk all over himself. After his milk bath (by the way, I've heard it's good for the skin), he ran through Walmart shouting that he was on fire. A Walmart shopper happened to capture the footage on video and submitted it to YouTube. The video instantly went viral. The sheriff in Pike County, KY obtained arrest warrants and is currently looking for the milk-bathing, streaking, fire man. My Two Cents: #OnlyAtWalmart. "Attention Walmart shoppers: Would the naked man covered in milk please report to customer service? We have your clothes. We have received some complaints about your blue balls and shriveled p*nis. Please pick up your clothes and put them on. Thank you."

photo credit: live105 Ms. Teigen found herself in a rather awkward situation when she went to take a shower and had forgotten to cleanse her hands of jalapeno juice prior to entering the shower. She got into the shower, as we all do. She got her body wet and primed for lathering. Suddenly, she was hit with a wall of burning pain (in her ladyparts). Yeeouch! One of Teigen's Twitter fans had a great idea to calm the burning sensation: "Pour milk all over yourself." Teigen did just that.     Ladies, I think we have learned an important lesson here: After handling jalapenos, wash your hands before washing your vag. If you forget and end up burning yourself, sit outside in a purple towel and Instagram your milk bath.