Dude pours milk on himself, runs through Walmart naked screaming "I'm on fire!"

photo credit: People

In South Williamson, KY, Walmart shoppers got a close up view of a lunatic taking off his clothes, putting on a halloween mask and running through the store naked. When he got to the dairy section of Walmart, he proceeded to pour milk all over himself.
After his milk bath (by the way, I've heard it's good for the skin), he ran through Walmart shouting that he was on fire.

A Walmart shopper happened to capture the footage on video and submitted it to YouTube. The video instantly went viral.
The sheriff in Pike County, KY obtained arrest warrants and is currently looking for the milk-bathing, streaking, fire man.

My Two Cents:

#OnlyAtWalmart.

"Attention Walmart shoppers: Would the naked man covered in milk please report to customer service? We have your clothes. We have received some complaints about your blue balls and shriveled p*nis. Please pick up your clothes and put them on. Thank you."

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