Conservatives lose their sh*t over same-sex marriage ruling.

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Yesterday, history was made: SCOTUS made same-sex marriage legal in the United States. It was a great day for everyone who is a part of the gay community, and those whom support the gay community.
Unfortunately, there are a cluster(f*ck) of individuals who are absolutely appalled by the ruling, and even vowed to go to extreme measures to show their disgust for love.

One guy, a pastor, said that he would set himself on fire if gay marriage become legal in the United States. I wonder if he will hold up his end of the bargain and get toasty. I sure as hell would love to see this happen. PPV, please air this!
A Christian couple vowed to divorce if gay marriage become legal. The funny thing about this couple is, isn't divorce also frowned upon in their bible? I mean, what are they trying to prove with their temper tantrum? To that couple, If you think you are going to be one of the chosen people when Jesus returns, you got another thing coming. Your Jesus doesn't accept divorced couples into your Heaven. Nice try, a**holes.

Oh, and my favorite group of conservatives: many of these butthurts are saying they will be moving to Canada now that gay marriage is legal in the United States. Uhmm, I hate to break it to you, but, Canada legalized gay marriage a long time ago. Not only that, they also implemented another law that you hate: Universal Health Care!
Readers, the thing about conservatives is, they aren't very bright.

Now, I know that some of my readers are conservatives, which is totally fine. Everyone is allowed to enjoy Blurbal Vomit. I just hope that you are part of the smart group: the ones that won't set themselves on fire, divorce over this ruling, or move to Canada. The group that is open to other people's opinions and is willing to debate calmly and rationally.

As for the ultra conservatives who have totally lost their sh*t: YOU are the reason why we cannot have nice things.
Now, go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. You have a 5 minute time-out! Don't make me get the belt and wooden spoon. Chop chop! After your time-out, I want you to march upstairs and do your homework. No more uneducated f*cks are allowed to roam this country without knowledge.

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