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photo credit: gotceleb "The Big Bang Theory's" Kaley Cuoco was recently asked if she considers herself a feminist. She answered that with a resounding 'no.' This all started when magazine "Redbook" asked her if she was a feminist. This was Cuoco's answer: "Is it bad if I say no? It's not really something I think about. Things are different now, and I know a lot of the work that paved the way for women happened before I was around... I was never that feminist girl demanding equality, but maybe that's because I've never really faced inequality." She states that she also likes to serve her husband, tennis pro Ryan Sweeting. Cuoco likes feeling like a housewife and she loves to cook for her man. "I cook for Ryan five nights a week: It makes me feel like a housewife; I love that. I know it sounds old-fashioned, but I like the idea of women taking care of their men. I'm so in control of my work that I like coming

photo credit: Huffington Post A couple had to move their wedding to another venue when President Barack Obama arrived at a golf course on a Hawaiian Marine Base Camp on Sunday. The couple, Natalie Heimel and Edward Mallue Jr., are both captains in the army and were set to marry at a venue at the golf course, until Obama came to town to play golf. Since he regularly visits the golf course, the army captains did invite the president to the wedding, but he declined. After the couple were told to move their wedding away from the Marine Base Camp, the bride became emotional. The groom's sister stated that they had to change everything less than 24 hours before the couple wed. The couple were able to have their wedding at another venue, which was described as being better and prettier than the venue at the golf course. As for the president, he did call the bride to apologize and congratulate them. The bride said that the phone call "made their day." My Two Cents: I

photo credit: OK Magazine The Duggars seem to be digging themselves into a deeper hole these days. It has been reported that Josh's wife Anna's sister Susanna Keller is not welcome inside the home of the Duggars because she got pregnant before marriage, and she did not marry the father of her baby. Back in the day, she was an essential part of the family, as she was the courting chaparone for Josh and Anna while they were dating. Things are so bad that Jim Bob refuses to allow her name to be spoken on TV. A source close to the Duggars said that speaking Keller's name would be "bad for the Duggar brand." The source went on by saying that she "broke away from everything his family represents." Well.... My Two Cents: Folks, I understand that this family has a belief system that seems to work for them, but they seem to have forgotten this little thing called "loving your neighbor as yourself." Where's the love in shunning a relative

 photo credit: poptower A few months ago, a massive sh*tstorm erupted when a recording of Collins went public. The recording has pushed Collins to confess to molesting 3 girls over a 20 year span. He states that he did something terribly wrong and that he regrets it. He also states that he has been working to rectify the situation. He decided to come clean because of the publicity the recording received back in October, during a counseling session with his estranged wife, Faye Grant. The children he violated were between the ages of 11 and 14. Collins states that he has apologized to one of the victims. However, he has not apologized to the other two victims. He states: I've decided to address these issues publicly because two months ago, various news organizations published a recording made by my then-wife, Faye Grant, during a confidential marriage therapy session in January, 2012. This session was recorded without the therapist's or my knowledge or consent

photo credit: Jezebel It has been 14 years since sexy D'Angelo serenaded us in his video "Untitled (How Does it Feel)," rockin a toned body, and giving us a little peek of what is happening 'down under.' His new album, "Black Messiah" is now available on iTunes. D'Angelo has kept his trademark funky melodies (some of the first listeners of the album have mentioned that the lyrics are a tad distorted). There are many guitars added to the music (Spanish, bass, and lead, to name a few). Despite that the lyrics are a little distorted, they are chock full of passion and feeling, telling us of his journey over the last 14 years. D'Angelo is still as yummy as ever. To mark his triumphant return ladies, I am presenting you his "Untitled (How Does it Feel)" video via YouTube. You're welcome! ;-)

photo credit: AP via Gawker Folks, I understand that it is engagement season and everyone is all excited about rings and crap, but there is a right and wrong way to propose to 'the love of your life.' A dutch man attempted a grand gesture in order to impress his main squeeze, and propose marriage. He rented a crane and hoisted himself up in front of her window, so she would see him when she woke up. He also brought his trusty guitar in attempt to serenade her awake. Then, something went horribly wrong. Just as he reached the window, the crane toppled over, and smashed into the neighbor's roof, making a large hole in the roof. When workers tried to move the crane with a larger crane, it again fell into the neighbor's roof, collapsing the rest of the roof into the neighbor's home. The building was declared unsafe and 6 people were displaced. If you're wondering if she said 'Yes' to the proposal, she did! The newly engaged couple jetted off to Paris t

photo credit: memecenter We all know that "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" was canceled after Mama June got back together with her douche-nozzle sex offender boyfriend. Well, it looks like the 35 year old grandmother is not out of the spotlight just yet. Vivid Entertainment, a porn production company wants to pay Mama June 1 million dollars for a Mama June sex tape. They want to film Mama June and Sugar Bear doing a sumo wrestling sex romp. Vivid would put the tape online on their BBW (Big Beautiful Women) site for all to see. Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has reached out to MJ and SB, offering them up to $1 MIL and maybe even more if they bang on camera for Vivid's BBW site. Hirsch says to June, "We believe you would fit into that category." My Two Cents: I will admit, I've watched "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Whenever Mama June opens her mouth to speak, my IQ goes down 50 points. The fact that Vivid Entertainment wants to film her hav

photo credit: Gawker Ben Affleck's new movie "Gone Girl" may not have come out yet, but the movie is already generating buzz, due to Ben Affleck's man-parts. "Gone Girl" was shown at the New York Film Festival last week and the "Affleck anaconda" was unveiled. Of course, photos and videos were leaked online, and now it is spreading throughout the internet, much to the pleasure of his female fans. The "Affleck anaconda" is only shown for a split second (talk about a cocktease). The camera goes from Affleck's ass to his penis. Despite not having a full frontal view of his penis, you can certainly notice some length and girth. If any of my lady friends have seen the first Sex and the City movie, remember Samantha's sexy neighbor at the beach? Well, that is pretty much what Ben Affleck's dick looks like, except the tip is actually circumcised. All I gotta say is: Way to go, Jennifer Garner! *applause* I can definitely see th

photo credit: Raw Story Yup, Princeton bitch is back, and this time, she is hitting 'below the belt.' Just when you thought Princeton Mom couldn't stoop any lower, she proves us wrong. Princeton Mom, aka Susan Patton was on CNN the other day and she stated that the modern definition of rape was meaningless, and she does not understand why women in that situation can't just get up and leave. Also, she said that women who have been raped probably use the term to cover up a clumsy hook-up or a regrettable sexual experience. She called rape a "learning experience." The host of the show, a domestic abuse survivor spoke her mind to Patton. The host concluded her schpeel, saying that she will never contact Patton for support if, God forbid, she gets abused in the future. Patton, on the other hand, said that the host needs to exercise self-control and to have better judgement next time. My Two Cents: Here's what I don't get. A woman, who sup

photo credit: thehoneymoonblog On last night's "Hell's Kitchen," a new term came into my life: "glamping." Glamping is a light-weight form of camping. Glamping consists of folks "roughing it" in designer tents, with similar amenities, such as those in hotel rooms. I'm talking high class lamps, appliances, climate control, electrical power, and more. The glamping experience does consist of your normal camping excursions, but it is tailored to those who don't like the idea of roughing it with the bugs and wildlife. I can see some of the elite and more materialistic folks in this world taking advantage of glamping, but, I'm sorry, glamping is NOT camping. It's pretty much a 5 star hotel outdoors. ACTUAL camping consists of tents, bugs, wildlife, no climate control, and no electricity. Camping is all about being close to nature. It's about experiencing all of nature's beauty. When I was a kid, I did a lot of camping. I s

photo credit: Huffington Post via Lena Marquise Instagram A lot of us have jobs that make a difference in this world. We help people, provide others with useful information, fix things, and transport individuals from point A to point B. Model Lena Marquise also has a job that makes a difference in this world. In the name of art, she spends her day in the nude, charging cell phones with the assistance of her lady parts. Recently she had the pleasure of charging a cell phone from one of music's most notable celebrities. Yes, entertainer Usher Raymond stopped by the Select Fair, Vector Gallery booth called, The Official Art Gallery of Satan. Marquise was part of the "Body as Commodity" exhibit. The "Body as Commodity" exhibit asked viewers to see:   "Whether using a doll for sexual pleasure commodifies sex more or less immorally than using a real body for amenities that can be monetarily quantified as energy; the charging of a cell phone."

via Jezebel Oh dear, Kirk Cameron's year is not ending on a positive note. Recently, I wrote about how Cameron's movie, "Saving Christmas" pretty much tanked at the box office and was being trashed on Rotten Tomatoes. Well, it looks like IMDB has confirmed that "Saving Christmas" is the worst movie ever! According to IMDB, the movie is worse than "From Justin to Kelly," "The Hottie and the Nottie," and "Superbabies." That's pretty fucking bad, considering those movies are absolutely horrible (Yes, it's also worse than "Gigli" and "Glitter.") So far, Cameron has not commented on setting the IMDB record for Worst Movie of All Time, but I'm sure he will be planning some Westboro Baptist Church-like campaign against the freethinkers, atheists, and relatively sane folks in this world. Respected movie critics have also critiqued the movie, and the critiques are not good" "With a

photo credit: zap2it New Lifetime reality series, "The Sisterhood: Becoming Nuns," is about 5 young women who are interested in becoming Catholic nuns. These young women will work alongside nuns in order to see if the nun life is for them. The 5 prospective nuns will endure the discernment phase (the phase where they will decide if they want to continue on their path of holiness). These women will leave behind their families and significant others for 6 weeks. They will give up all of their worldly items (cell phones, make up, etc) and learn from nuns from three different convents. They will be tested in their spiritual strength and in their fellowship with other prospectives. The cast members include: Christie, a 27 year old woman from California who loves country music and God. Claire, a 26 year old devout Catholic who works as a parish music minister in her hometown. She was home-schooled in her devout Catholic home. Eseni, a 23 year old former beauty q

photo credit: memecrunch Kirk Cameron: the 80s teen idol-turned-self-righteous asshole is at it again! Incident #1 A video leaked recently, showing Cameron telling people how to witness to the GLBTQ community. He and his co-star of "Way of the Master," Ray Comfort, were shown judging folks for being gay. Comfort spoke to a gay man, telling him that he is a lying, thieving, adulterer at heart and that he is going to hell. He also pointed out that the GLBTQ lifestyle is sinful. Kirk Cameron witnessed to a transgender (Male to Female) female, telling her that she is going to hell. He also said, "Why just be proud of who you are and dress like a man?" The woman got very upset, told Cameron that she has a place in Heaven, and walked off (Can you blame her?!). There was another scene in the video where he and Comfort are driving around in his convertible, talking about saving "f*gs." He called the GLBTQ community "terrible." My two cents:

photo credit: billboard I'm sure you all have seen the photos of Kim K's oiled up rump circulating the internet. Well, it looks like her rump wasn't the only thing she was showing. In " Paper " Magazine's newest issue, Kim K strips down to nothing but classy pearls and a smile. The photos start with her in a long and elegant black dress. Then, it becomes naughty time ! She takes off the dress, dropping it lower and lower, exposing all for the world to see. We all know that she is well-proportioned. She has a curvy figure and a full chest piece. Millions of women around the world would kill for her body. Shit, I wish I had that kind of body. Sadly, I was blessed with a hobbit style body, large feet, and a partially bionic spine (Yes, I'm a freak of nature, but I still have a killer smile and amazing wit). Maybe people have gone on social media body-shaming her, calling her a whore, slut, cunt, etc. While I do not like Kim Kardashian or anything he

photo credit: dailyvideostv Everybody panic! Monster Energy drinks are satanic! A "respected" religious lady claims that Satan is hiding between the L-carnitine and Pyridoxine Hydrochloride in Monster beverages. She points out how the M on the Monster cans look like the Hebrew number 6. With 3 sixes, that is the "sign of the beast," according to her. Anyone who knows anything about the Hebrew language knows that 666 isn't written like that. Of course, logic went WAYY over this woman's head and is in another galaxy far, far away. (My grandmother went through a Jewish phase and taught me Hebrew when I was a wee lass). Also, the woman says that the cross inside the "o" is satanic. Oh, and the BFC on the side of the can is "seriously bad" (as it means "big fucking cans"). The woman goes on to say that Monster's slogan, "Unleash the Beast" is a Satan reference. Ahh, conspiracy theories...you gotta love them! Y

photo credit: socialkidspot There is no better feeling than sitting down with a hot coffee first thing in the morning. After all, coffee is the only elixir that makes one able to tolerate other people throughout the day (I know, for me, I cannot even deal with people until I've had my 8oz of the good shit-COFFEE!). Coffee does, however, have its evil side. When in the hands of stupid people, coffee can ruin your day. A woman from Victorville , California was allegedly burned by her McDonalds coffee. Selena Edwards claims the coffee was way too hot. Not only that, she states the lid came loose and the hot coffee poured all over her hands, giving her second degree burns. Edwards was so pissed off at McDonalds for her fuck up, that she took pictures of these "burns" and filed a lawsuit against the fast food giant. Her attempt at sucking the money teet of McDonalds failed, and miserably at that. She is now facing 21 counts of workers' and insurance compensatio

photo credit: Advocate Last week, a story broke that semen from sodomites are in your Starbucks beverage. The Inquisitr originally broke the news that semen was supposedly found in lattes and the FDA was investigating the claim. Harlem-based pastor, James David Manning, believes that the semen found at Starbucks is from sodomites. In a recent video, Manning said that sodomites frequent Starbucks and a lot of bodily fluids are exchanged there. Starbucks takes semen specimens from the customers, and blends it into the lattes, giving us a euphoric feeling as we drink it. He says that the semen flavors the coffee. Readers, I don't even know where to begin with this one. Of course, homophobia runs rampant in this story, which isn't surprising, given who is talking in the video. The guy is well-known for his homophobic slander. Manning once said that gay people are to blame for bringing ebola to NYC. Hmm, last I checked, the reason why ebola was found in NYC was because som

photo credit: Vladimir Labissiere/Splash News Online More news on the Amanda Bynes front. The actress asked to be released from a psychiatric treatment facility on Thursday and the facility approved the release. Three days ago, a judge ordered that she needs to spend another month in treatment. On Thursday, Bynes was seen on Sunset Strip wearing large sunglasses and a dark coat. She was seen walking Sunset Boulevard looking for a hotel to spend the night at. She was also seen eating dinner at a nearby diner. My thoughts: Here is what I don't get. Obviously something is bothering this poor girl. To say that nothing is wrong is just ludicrous to me. She needs a positive and stable influence in her life, and her parents obviously cannot give that to her. I understand what she's going through because I also went through it. Before I got help for my issues, I was a mess. I was doing all kinds of strange shit. At the time, I didn't think anything was wrong. I was telling pe

photo credit: gogobot Watch out! We got a bad ass in our midst! Ever hold the door open for people and not one of them thanked you? It can be a little annoying. Well, one guy went completely ape-shit at In-and-Out Burger when no one thanked him for holding the door open for them.   The guy went on a rampage and proceeded to tear apart the lovely fake plants in the restaurant. He also went on a tirade, expressing his anger: "I'm a fucking Christian and I'm going to stand up for fucking Christians!" The devout Christian continued his show of Christian love: "Fuck this country! Fuck the police! They don't know shit. I won't be disrespected! You guys can go to fucking hell!" I watched the footage quite a few times. Mainly because mister Christian was funny as hell. But, I also wanted to see how the patrons of In-And-Out reacted to this guy. Most just watched him. Several of them backed away slowly from the exploding Christian. T

photo credit: hollywoodlife Here Comes Honey Boo Boo....there goes Honey Boo Boo. TLC has decided to cancel the one-time ratings goldmine, due to reports that 35 year old June Shannon is dating a man who was convicted of child molestation in 2004. TLC released the following statement to People Magazine: "Supporting the health and welfare of these remarkable children is our only priority. TLC is faithfully committed to the children's ongoing comfort and well being." All activities related to "Honey Boo Boo" have also been cancelled. On Thursday, June Shannon released a statement saying that the reports are not true, and that her children are her first priority. Unfortunately, her apology meant jack shit to TLC. I don't blame TLC for cancelling the show. I applaud them for yanking the show as soon as the news broke. If the news is true, why would June Shannon subject her young daughters and grand-kids ( yes, the 35 year old is a grandmother.

photo credit: redbubble Just when you think humanity cannot get any more insulting, we are introduced to the Halloween Grinch. A woman wrote into the "Dear Prudence " column over at Slate, and expressed her complete disdain for poor children. Here is what this vile bitch said: "I live in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the country, but on one of the more "modest" streets—mostly doctors and lawyers and family business owners. (A few blocks away are billionaires, families with famous last names, media moguls, etc.) I have noticed that on Halloween, what seems like 75 percent of the trick-or-treaters are clearly not from this neighborhood. Kids arrive in overflowing cars from less fortunate areas. I feel this is inappropriate. Halloween isn't a social service or a charity in which I have to buy candy for less fortunate children. Obviously this makes me feel like a terrible person, because what's the big deal about making less fort

photo credit: ilovewrestling gifs Thank you, Seth Macfarlene! Mere hours after news broke about Stephen Collins' confession about molesting 3 young girls, Entertainment Weekly has reported that the actor has been fired from the movie, which is set to be released in the summer of 2015. It is reported that Collins had a small role in 'Ted 2,' but it is unknown if any of his scenes had been filmed. Reps for the movie confirmed that Collins was fired. The film suits decided to fire Collins after police opened the investigation into the violent crimes. The 67-year old actor was recorded admitting to the molestations while at a therapy session with his estranged wife and their counselor. In the state of California, it is legal to record conversations if it will reveal that a violent crime was committed, which is the case here. The news of the molestations have sent social media into a frenzy. People have taken to Collins' Twitter profile to express their outrage

photo credit: aufeminin Say it ain't so, Reverend Camden! Those of you who grew up watching 7th Heaven, get ready to have your hearts ripped out. Stephen Collins admitted to his wife and a counselor, on tape, that he molested and exposed himself to 3 children under the age of 13. The disturbing reveal happened during a therapy session with his estranged wife, Faye Grant. Both have been in a prolonged divorce battle. In the graphically detailed recording, he admitted to putting a young girl's hand on his private area, and then admitted to exposing himself to young girls on multiple occassions. I would go into more detail and tell you all what was said, but I'm having a hard time even processing what was revealed. I cannot bring myself to type it out to you all at this time. If you want to listen to the recording, visit Gawker 's article about it. Be forewarned, it is graphic. Collins did not know that Grant was recording the session, but, in California, it is lega

photo credit: radaronline Looks like Amanda Bynes has returned to tabloid fodder! Sources are reporting that Amanda Bynes has been acting erratically and wearing a band aid on her face. Once more, she has been seen talking to herself and also talking to trees (sometimes you need to talk to yourself in order to get expert advice, and what is wrong with talking to trees? They are an oxygen source). Yesterday, news broke that Amanda Bynes revealed that she was engaged to a 19 year old bait shop worker. Ever since Bynes' DUI arrest last month, the paparazzi has been all over Bynes like vultures on roadkill. The one thing that has not been working in Bynes' favor are the rather disturbing interviews that she has given in recent days. Here are some of the quotes that she has given: "I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to fuck them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me. I want to be married and I want to be away from people." "I