WTF Stories: Crazy Christian claims Monster Energy drinks are "satanic."

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Everybody panic! Monster Energy drinks are satanic!

A "respected" religious lady claims that Satan is hiding between the L-carnitine and Pyridoxine Hydrochloride in Monster beverages.
She points out how the M on the Monster cans look like the Hebrew number 6. With 3 sixes, that is the "sign of the beast," according to her.
Anyone who knows anything about the Hebrew language knows that 666 isn't written like that. Of course, logic went WAYY over this woman's head and is in another galaxy far, far away.
(My grandmother went through a Jewish phase and taught me Hebrew when I was a wee lass).

Also, the woman says that the cross inside the "o" is satanic. Oh, and the BFC on the side of the can is "seriously bad" (as it means "big fucking cans").
The woman goes on to say that Monster's slogan, "Unleash the Beast" is a Satan reference.

Ahh, conspiracy theories...you gotta love them!

You gotta give it to this woman, though, it's creative. However, there is no logic in it whatsoever.

I could analyze how much stupidity is oozing from every orifice of her body, but I need a refill on my Satan juice.

Ta-ta!

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