Howard Stern's eulogy at Joan Rivers' funeral: "Joan Rivers had a dry pussy."
photo credit: gossipcop Normally, funerals are full of tears, Bible-reading, sniffles, and singing off-key. This wasn't so at Joan Rivers' funeral! Joan Rivers' daughter, Melissa, asked shockjock Howard Stern to deliver the eulogy at Joan Rivers' funeral. Well, he didn't hold anything back. He got up in front of everyone. Everyone looked at him with tears in their eyes, and the room was silent. Then Mr. Stern began his eulogy with the most hilarious statement: " Joan Rivers had a dry pussy. " Comedian Margaret Cho was at the funeral and had this to say about that moment: "In the morose silence Howard Stern said, "Joan Rivers had a dry pussy." At first, the words just hung there, as no one knew exactly what to do. Of course I started laughing hysterically, and everyone else, remembering who we were there to honor, followed suit. Howard Stern actually choked back tears as he continued – "Joan's pussy was so dry ...