Blurbal Perspective

In the wee morning hours of February 26, 2016, a toupee-wearing man named Donald Trump went on Twitter and shared his joy with everyone. He had just read about where he stands in the polls, and noticed that he was pulling ahead of all the other GOP hopefuls. He tweeted the following: "Wow, every poll said I won the debate last night. Great honer!" Honer!? o_0 My Two Cents: Now, I want to choose my words carefully, as Donald Trump is known to be sue-happy. I wonder, though, what an honer is? Is it a hateful boner? If so, why did he share that with Twitter? I understand that some men get erections during inappropriate moments, but most do not share that with the world. If he is talking about his erection, I applaud him for still being able to achieve one at his age (with or without the blue pills). That's quite an accomplishment and he should be very proud of himself. *slow clap* If it is a simple misspelling of "honor," then disregard the above...

Oh Trump. You know you're hated when rock elite Aerosmith plead that you do not use their songs. Lawyers representing the band Aerosmith sent Donald Trump a few cease-and-desist letters, as Trump does NOT have permission to use "Dream On," or any of Aerosmith's many songs. Also, it gives the public the wrong impression that Aerosmith endorses Trump (they do not endorse him, by the way). This isn't Trump's first brush with iconic rock stars. Last month, he angered REM by using their hit song, "It's the End of the World As We Know It." Michael Stipe told Trump to go f*ck himself (rightly so). There was a rumor about a lawsuit between Trump and REM, but that wasn't true. My Two Cents: Trumpster really isn't making friends during this campaign. I don't blame Aerosmith for not wanting Trump to use their music. I wouldn't want anything to do with that un-be-weave-able troll either. Sh*t, I don't want anything to do with any...