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Woman in Florida whips a baby gator out of her yoga pants after being pulled over.

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Usually when people are pulled over, they provide their license, insurance, and registration to the police officer. For one Florida police officer on a traffic stop, he got a little more than he bargained for. An officer pulled over a male driver and a female passenger, both in their 20s. He asked for the above items, and the driver obliged. When the officer asked if they had anything else, the female passenger pulled a foot-long baby alligator from her yoga pants. She then put the gator into the bed of the trunk. Officers also found a bag full of 41 small turtles. The two young people told the officer that they were collecting snakes and frogs under an overpass. The driver was given a warning for going through a stop sign and they were free to go. Fish and Wildlife took over the investigation and released the animals back into the wild. They did cite the couple for violating bag limits on reptiles. My Two Cents  

Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West welcome 4th child via surrogate.

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Behold sirs and madams, the Kardashian-West baby has arrived. The 38-year-old social media celebrity turned lawyer (hopeful), and her 41-year-old rapper husband welcomed the newborn boy, according to E! News. The new baby joins North, Chicago, and Saint. My guess is that they will name the new baby Miami or Cali. Maybe they will surprise us and name their son something normal like John or Michael. Stranger things have happened... I can see this heading South fast. Maybe Bali? Anyone else have any ideas?

Pornhub 'in talks' to buy Tumblr from Verizon and make it NSFW.

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Adult website Pornhub is "extremely interested" in purchasing Tumblr from Verizon. The hope is for Tumblr to be restored to its former NSFW glory. Corey Price, Vice President of Pornhub had this to say about Thursday's announcement: "We've long been dismayed that such measures were taken to eradicate erotic communities on the platform, leaving many individuals without an asylum through which they could comfortably peruse adult content." In December 2018, Tumblr banned adult content. The news comes after WSJ reports  Verizon is looking to offload Tumblr after the social media site failed to meet its revenue goals. My two cents Not surprised by this in the least. After all, Pornhub is known for its "rough and Tumblr" content.

"Jersey Shore's" Vinny Guadagnino slept with HOW MANY WOMEN?!

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If you are like me, you probably thought Vinny was the good guy of the whole Jersey Shore group. Apparently, that was not the case. Earlier this month, the 31-year-old Jersey Shore star appeared on a radio show, and admitted that he may have slept with 500-1,000 women, possibly more . "I really have no idea. I feel disgusting right now. It's been 10 years. I've had a good time." He went on to say that the bulk of the number occurred during the early days of Jersey Shore. Currently, his bedroom activity has dwindled some. He said on the show that he mainly stays home and watches Netflix. He is, however, hoping to settle down with the right woman. My Two Cents 500 to 1,000+ women?! That is so gross. I don't even know that many people. Heck, I can count on one hand the amount of men I've been with. I love the fact that my number is low. In a perfect world, we all would only have one partner, and that would be the person we marry. I wish we lived in

Ariana Grande attacked with a lemon during Coachella performance.

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Ariana Grande, who happens to be the biggest performer in the world right now, is recovering after being attacked with a lemon at Coachella. What happened was, Ms. Grande was dancing over to a chair that was located in the center of the stage. A single lemon was thrown, hitting her in the chest. The lemon fell to the ground and rolled back into the audience. The conspiracy theories ran wild after the story went viral. Some said it was a Beyonce fan slamming her for bragging about earning more than Queen Bey at Coachella. There are others flying around, but that seems to be the most popular one being spread on social media this morning. My Two Cents Ariana Grande, I mean no disrespect, but, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ARIANA SWEETIE IM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT LEMON BUT... I CANT BELIEVE CHRIS AND I SAW THIS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US JSKSJW pic.twitter.com/SoJvdEwQjn — kayleigh (@KayleighPerezz) April 22, 2019

Restaurant closes after employees put laxatives on pizzas.

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A pizza place in Texas was forced to close after it was found that employees put laxatives on the pizzas. On Friday, police received a phone call about food tampering at the pizza place, Mr. Jim's Pizza. One of the employees ended up posting on social media and bragging about lacing the pies with Miralax. A total of 3 people admitted to being involved, but they deny putting miralax on any pizza that the public purchased (they only admitted to putting Miralax in a pie that was consumed by a co-worker). The local health inspector shut the place down and yanked the health permit. My Two Cents What a crappy situation!!  

Florida man pretends to be cop, pulls over undercover cop.

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Here's one for the "Only in Florida" files: A man in the Tampa Bay area was bored one day and decided to play "cops." He was driving in his 2007 Chevrolet Trailblazer when he turned on red and blue lights to pull over another driver. The driver happened to be an undercover detective with the sheriff's office. The detective called 911 to report an unusual traffic stop. He then tracked the Trailblazer until the local deputies arrived. After pulling over the Trailblazer, they found an airsoft gun in a holster, and a light bar on top of his SUV. Erris was charged with impersonating an officer and has since been released on $2,000 bond. Now Mr Erris, what did we learn? #OnlyInFlorida #OddNews #WeirdNews #WTF