Vivid Entertainment will pay one million dollars for a Mama June sex tape.

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We all know that "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" was canceled after Mama June got back together with her douche-nozzle sex offender boyfriend. Well, it looks like the 35 year old grandmother is not out of the spotlight just yet.

Vivid Entertainment, a porn production company wants to pay Mama June 1 million dollars for a Mama June sex tape.
They want to film Mama June and Sugar Bear doing a sumo wrestling sex romp. Vivid would put the tape online on their BBW (Big Beautiful Women) site for all to see.
Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has reached out to MJ and SB, offering them up to $1 MIL and maybe even more if they bang on camera for Vivid's BBW site. Hirsch says to June, "We believe you would fit into that category."
My Two Cents:
I will admit, I've watched "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Whenever Mama June opens her mouth to speak, my IQ goes down 50 points.
The fact that Vivid Entertainment wants to film her having sex makes me want to gouge my eyes out and set myself on fire. In fact, when I saw this story, I was eating lunch. No lie!
I was chewing this amazing sandwich that was packed with avocado, and I had to stop mid-chew when I saw the headline. I felt a wave of nausea come over me and it was really hard to get that bite down.

I know there are people out there that like seeing the big gals having sex, or indulging in some self-love, but why Mama June? I'd rather see Farrah Abraham (the anal queen) getting rammed in the ass (and I cannot stand that bitch). Hell, I'd rather watch Pamela and Tommy Lee trade their strains of Hep C, while engaged in sex, than to watch Mama June having sex.
I'm pretty sure her moans sound like a goat on meth, dying from being bit by a rabid raccoon.

What the fuck is this world coming to?!


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