Breaking: Dustin Diamond sentenced to 4 months in jail.

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Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Teen actor-turned porn star-turned-bitter a**hole has been sentenced to 4 months in jail after a stabbing incident that happened last year.
Last year, witnessed stated that his girlfriend started the fight when she pushed another woman. In a moment of confusion, Diamond shanked a dude. Diamond's girlfriend was also charged with disorderly conduct.

Diamond was charged with two misdemeanors for carrying a weapon, and disorderly conduct. ABC reports that Diamond was "misty-eyed" when the sentence was read.
Diamond will begin his four months in jail this Sunday.

My Two Cents:

So does this mean he will resort back to his Screech character when he is plowed by his cellmate?
In all honesty, I don't think Dustin Diamond will do well in prison. Not because he's pretty (he's a chud, actually), but because he's Screech and a bonafide douchebag.

Don't expect Zach Morris to bail you out of this one, buddy. 

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