Woman shoots lover because he was bad in bed

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Those whom have been sexually active for quite some time have probably encountered a "bad apple" in the sack. A man or a woman who didn't quite 'do it for us'. We lay there unfulfilled, as our partner jets off to dreamland after reaming us, and we wonder if we should finish ourselves off or just make a run for it.
We would never shoot our lover over a bad lay, right?

Well, a woman in Michigan was so appalled by her bad lays, that she shot her lover!
Fifty-eight year old Sadie Bell shot her lover in the stomach last year, because he did not produce enough semen. When he wasn't producing the amount she felt was satisfactory, she theorized that he was cheating on her, so, she shot him in the stomach.
When questioned by the police, Bell went into detail about the type of woman she is: she is a cheap date. She really likes sex (don't we all), she expected her man to perform his sexual duties to her liking. When he didn't, she got "pissed off" and shot him.
She was convicted of the crime in April, and was recently released.

Another note to add: In 1991, Bell shot her (then) husband, but she wasn't charged with the crime. Fortunately the man survived the attack. 

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I've been racking my brain about this one, because I cannot quite imagine someone actually measuring semen. She's obviously not trying to get pregnant, given her age. Maybe her lover was wearing a condom, and she saw that it wasn't filled up completely. Of course, she probably didn't take into consideration that her lover is of middle age as well, and middle age men don't exactly produce the same amount of semen as they did in their 20s and 30s. It's basic human biology.

Bell went to the extreme on this one. Of course human beings love sex. It feels good. It releases endorphins. It brings pleasure (if it's good). But, if you have a bad sexual experience, you don't go and shoot the person who was a lousy lay. You just don't see them again. You move on. While your waiting for Mr. (or Miss) Multiple-Orgasms, you can buy Mr. (or Miss) Vibrator at your nearest sex toy shop. No need to go on a shooting spree.


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