Kanye West: "Want to win at life? You need Kim K skills."

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Oh brother!

Kanye West graces the cover of GQ's August issue and gives the magazine a rather interesting interview on how we can be just as "cool" as his wife Kim K. He also gives us information about his life and how he is perceived in the media.

The interview starts off with the subject of their wedding photo. He talks about how the picture got 2.3 million likes (on Instagram), and it's all because of Kim. He added that if it were any other picture (family, friends, etc), it wouldn't have gotten as many likes on Instagram. He talks about the ambiance of the picture and how it has so much cultural significance. *eye roll*
He brags about how he brought all the creative class systems (music, reality TV, fashion, etc) together to one event.

Then Kanye begins to make some dinosaur reference from the movie "Stepbrothers:" "Never lose your dinosaur." He said that even as he grew in cultural awareness, respect, and was put in a higher class system, he never lost his dinosaur.
He then goes back to the subject of his beloved. He discusses her body, her face, her style, her personality, and how family-oriented she is.

He ends the interview saying that making history is going to be harder than he thought, but, he is relying on Kim K skills to win at life. He tells us that in order to win at life, you need Kim K skills. 

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Ladies and gentlemen, in order to win at life, we need to have Kim K skills. Now, I haven't really watched "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" so I don't exactly know much about her, but, let me see what wiki and IMDB says about her:
-In 2003, she starred in a sex tape with Brandy's little brother, Ray J. (duh!)
-She got married at 19, divorced 3 years later, and partied with Paris Hilton. (always a smart choice)
-She posed for Playboy after her reality show premiered. (Coincidence? I think not! Gotta love PR stunts!)
-In 2010, she was named one of the 5 worst people when it came to animal welfare, according to PETA (this was after she repeatedly wore fur coats).
-She tried (and failed) at a music career.


So, if any of us wants to win at life, we need to star in a sex tape with a famous R&B star's nasty sibling, pose spread eagle in a trashy magazine, party with a Hilton after getting divorced, wear a dead animal's fur as a trophy for the world to admire, and sing like a dying cat into a microphone and market it as art.

Okay. Duly noted. I will get right on that.

Have Kimye ever thought about becoming mimes?

[photo credit: GQ August issue www.okmagazine.com]

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