Genitalia flasher ruins wedding at Doubletree: Bride Sues.

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If this had happened up north, the bride would sue if the genitalia wasn't attractive or long enough. Since this happened in the Bible belt (South Carolina, to be exact), the simple fact that a pork and beans was shown, it's grounds enough for a lawsuit.

Picture this: You're at a beautiful wedding at a Doubletree hotel chain. The beautiful bride and the dashing groom are about to become man and wife. The wedding guests are in happy tears, watching the two youngsters dedicate their lives together, in front of God.

 *sigh*

Suddenly, a naked man appears! He presses his full frontal meat against the glass and waves at the wedding party and guests. The bride and groom are horrified at the sight! The guests are taken aback! Naked man is just...well...naked! Fully pressed on the glass, dick and balls for all to see!
*perhaps he was contributing the "something blue?"*

Well, the picture I painted above is exactly what happened to Anna Rodgers Murphy of South Carolina. Her $15,000 wedding was taking place in the courtyard, when the flasher, Samuel James Dengal, strutted his stuff to the window above the courtyard, and showed the wedding below what he was packing.

The bride and her parents have filed a suit for punitive and actual damages against the Doubletree Hotel Chain. Upon check-in, the wedding party was promised that their stay would not be disturbed by other guests.

Unfortunately for them, that didn't happen!

I can see why they would be mad, but, the more sarcastic and fun side of me thinks it's kind of funny for a flasher to crash a wedding. You see them crash football and soccer games all the time, why not weddings? I mean, if you are having a ceremony in a Church, don't have a flasher in there, but, if you are having a ceremony outside of Church, a flasher prankster would be funny as hell!

After all, the bride needs something old, something new. Something borrowed, and now...

Something blue!







By the way, here is a picture of the guy who proudly showed off his johnson:











Anyways, I'm sure this will be one wedding the couple will never forget! At least it didn't end like it did in "The Graduate."
 
 
Oh, Ahem...I forgot to congratulate the happy couple on taking the vows. Congrats and Best wishes.
Here's the happy couple (I was tempted to put a picture of them with a ball sack on their faces, but, I won't because their families are lawsuit-happy).

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