"Fifty Shades of Grey," meet your faith-based nemesis, “Old Fashioned.”

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Come Valentine's day 2015, "Fifty Shades of Grey" will have a little competition at the box office. Christian filmmakers have decided to make a faith-based knock-off of the bestselling book-turned-movie.
"Old-Fashioned" is being released by the same production company (Freestyle Releasing) that brought us "God's Not Dead," which came out this year.

Rik Swartzwelder will be writing, directing, and starring in "Old Fashioned." Here's what the man had to say about his upcoming faith-based movie:
"I wanted to tell a love story that takes the idea of Godly romance seriously, a story that, without apology, explores the possibility of a higher standard in relationships; yet, is also fully aware of just how fragile we all are and doesn’t seek to heap guilt upon those of us that have made mistakes.”

The movie will be about a former frat boy (played by Swartzwelder) and a free-spirited woman (played by Elizabeth Ann Roberts). *Don't ask me who these people are. I have no fucking clue. 
The movie will talk about how chivalry is dead and will made a comeback in the movie.

Have no fear "Fifty Shades" fans, Swartzwelder has no plans on blowing up "Fifty Shades" spot on V-day. They just want Christians to have an alternative movie to see. People who can't handle bondage can come see a free-spirited woman lose her free-spirit and become a fucking Stepford wife. 

Of course I could be wrong. "Old Fashioned" could be a lovely romance story about a boy and a girl falling in love and living happily ever after. Of course, the movie will be totally ruined by an over abundance of Godly shit. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally down with the G-Dawg, but too much of a good thing gives you cavities, you know what I mean?

I can't wait til "Fifty Shades" comes out in theaters! It's going to be friggin awesome!

[photo credit: www.independent.co.uk]

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