Priest says Satan is blowing up his phone and stalking his life.

So, a Priest in Poland is in a bit of a pickle. He has been receiving rather threatening texts after he tried to perform an exorcism on a possessed teenage girl. Satan is all pissed and shit because this Priest is moving in on his woman, so he got a hold of the Priest's phone number and is now stalking his ass.

Father Marian Rajchel shared some of the texts with the Austrian Times (and that Satan is one crazy bitch):
"She will not come out of this hell. She's mine. Anyone who prays for her will die. Shut up, preacher! You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher."

In case you were wondering, the Priest was unable to exorcise the demon from the teen girl. If the Priest happens to read this blog, I can recommend Mr. Number. It's a call blocking app that I use to avoid people that are selling me shit.

Man, and I thought Bible-thumpers were bad...

[photo credit: www.pakalertpress.com]

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