Surgeon finds decade old sex toy inside woman's vagina

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Uh, yeah...you read that right. 

A 38 year old woman in Scotland now holds the world record for having a sex toy in her vagina for longer than any other woman on earth.

Ten years ago, the woman had a drunken sex romp with her partner, and she happened to have used a sex toy during one of their "sessions." Because she was so drunk, she couldn't remember whether or not she removed the sex toy from her vagina.

Fast forward 10 years later, and the woman is dealing with some rather odd symptoms:
She is losing weight. She is incontinent, and she is lethargic.

She goes to several doctors, and then to a surgeon. A surgeon removed a FIVE INCH sex toy from her vagina.
In all seriousness, having the toy in her vagina for that long DID cause her to suffer life-threatening issues. She developed a condition called "Vesicovaginal Fistula (passage that allows urine to go into the vagina)" She also developed another life-threatening condition called "Obstructive Uropathy," this caused her urine to become backed up in her kidneys.

Doctors repaired the damage and she was later discharged from the hospital.

My Two Cents:
I cannot imagine the embarrassment that woman must be feeling. This is one of those stories I would expect to see on "Sex Sent Me to the ER."
How could the woman not know that a FIVE INCH sex toy was inside her vagina? I could be completely bombed and still notice that, especially if I sit down, or fall down. Also, didn't this woman ever have sex over the past 10 years? She probably would have noticed something was in there if her partner had trouble penetrating her.
I am glad that the woman is okay and is back to her normal life. I'm sure she will be staying far away from sex toys for the rest of her life. Good thing she can't get hands stuck up there. Hopefully she doesn't have artificial nails.

Anyways, here's what we've learned from this story:
-No matter how bombed you are, if you're at a party with both men and women, ALWAYS check your vagina for sex toys.

[photo credit: The Journal of Sexual Medicine ]

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