Man dies in car crash after watching porn while driving.

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A Detroit man died in a car crash after watching porn on his phone while driving.
In the early morning hours on Sunday, 58-year-old Clifford Ray Jones lost control of his car and was ejected after it rolled over. Police say that he was not wearing a seatbelt...or pants. They state that after examining his phone, it was concluded that he was watching pornography.
No one else was involved in the crash.

My Two Cents:

This is why you can't watch "Backdoor Teen Mom" while driving. Let this be a lesson to you all: Hold the wank-fest until you've reached your final destination (or at least pull over before you 'pull it out).'
This message brought to you by: common sense.

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