This week in conservative BS: Pastor believes that gay people are possessed by "fart demons."
Pastor Bert Farias, of Holy Fire Ministries, believes that gay people are not only possessed by "fart demons," their fart smell actually drives pigs to commit suicide. (the f*ck!?)
Not only that, he claims that gay people CHOOSE to be gay (typical conservative thinking), and they choose to participate in dirty demonic activities. After gay people become possessed, the odor of the possession drives pigs to off themselves.
Farias continued his rant, saying that the increased acceptance of the gay community is a sign that society is in the last stage of decay.
So, how did Farias get his information? He said that one of God's prophets called him up.
“A genuine prophet of God told me that the Lord allowed him to smell this demon spirit, and he got sick to his stomach."
Huh.
My Two Cents:
If we are living in the end times, it is because a**holes like Farias won't shut the f*ck up and disappear.
First off, FART DEMONS?! Really?! Come on now, Pat Robertson has come up with less ridiculous theories about the gay community (and that fossilized a**hole is crazy as all hell).
Secondly, since when have pigs had the ability to commit suicide? If they were going to suddenly have a superpower, couldn't it be flying or something? Maybe walking on hind legs, or speaking in tongues?
I digress. I have heard a lot of crazy sh*t from the conservative sect. This is among the top five most absurd things I've ever heard.
I don't know what kind of meth this dude was smoking, but it must have been some pretty potent sh*t.
