Thieves in Minnesota steal $70,000 worth of bull juice

photo credit: vocativ
Come again!?

A farmer in small town Minnesota was flabbergasted when he noticed that some prize cow semen was stolen from an unlocked barn.

The vials of semen are valued between $300 and $1500 each.

The farmer, Daniel Weness, is unsure which day the specimens were stolen, but he suspects that the vials were stolen on Easter Sunday (Oh god).

Apparently, there is a market for bull spunk. People can bid on spunk and inseminate their cows with it.

Who knew?!

My Two Cents:

I've heard of people collecting stamps, coins, books, records, dolls, cars, and baseball cards.
I understand that people will go to great lengths for prize cow spawn. There's great money in the farmer community for prize cow/bulls (I think).

Call me old-fashioned, but, what ever happened to a cow and a bull going out to dinner and then conceiving a spawn?

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