Psychic animals reveal which candidate will win the election.

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Photo Credit: edudemic
An ecological Tourism Park in China is known for correctly predicting winners of soccer matches in Europe, and even some political forecasting. Now, the animals are taking a stab at our upcoming election tomorrow. Monkeys, dogs, and even sharks have weighed in on who will be our Commander-In-Chief.

A monkey named Geda was presented with life-size cutouts of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Geda chose Trump, and even climbed the cutout to kiss the candidate on the face.
Dogs at a US dog park were given chew toys in the images of the candidates. Trump won. *growls*
A shark race presented by Nova Southeastern University in Florida tagged two sharks to represent Trump. Whichever shark swam the most miles by November 4th would be the winner. The Trump shark won.

On the flipside, a psychic goat in Scotland revealed that Clinton would be the winner.

So, what is the point of all of this?
Monkeys = Horrible
Dogs = Horrible
Sharks = Horrible
Goats = Semi-horrible

If my cat were able to vote, she'd vote for more treats and an uninterrupted nap. This is why voting is left to us humans. We need to get our vote on tomorrow. Please don't sit out of this one. It is way too important.

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