Florida woman assaults farting husband, gets arrested.

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In the early morning hours of December 11, 2015, 55 year old Dawn Meikle was woken up by her husband's flatulence. She elbowed her husband to stop. The elbowing turned into kicking. She eventually kicked her husband out of bed.
After spending a couple of minutes out of bed, he returned, only to start sounding the butt trumpet once again. Meikle kicked and elbowed him to stop. The situation began to escalate when she grabbed her phone, ran to the bathroom, and closed the door. Before closing the door, she discharged pepper spray in the bedroom. Meikle called 911 and was arrested on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge. She was later released from the St. Lucie County Jail.

My Two Cents:

I think in this situation, the pepper spray is a more vile form of chemical warfare than the farting. B*tch, don't act like you don't fart.

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