Man trashes "fortune teller" girlfriend's car after granny dildo prophecy

photo credit: Off the Beat with Will Greenlee

Before I dive into the story: Yes, this is a story straight out of Florida.

Twenty-eight year old Casey Molter was arrested after he seriously dismantled his girlfriend's car. The reason he trashed her car was because of a "spiritual vision" she had. Molter describes his girlfriend as being someone who can tell a person about their dreams. Her latest vision is that Molter's dead granny would appear in his dreams and commit sexual acts which would include him being violated with a sex toy.

Molter lost his sh*t and trashed the woman's car. He smashed her phone, slashed her tires, broke the side mirrors, filled the car with love notes, and topped the tantrum with a used condom.
Police also found various creams and lotions in the car. They say that they are not sure if he targeted his girlfriend or the specific car model, which is a Nissan Altima.
Molter was arrested for criminal mischief.

My Two Cents:

Where the hell do I begin with this story?! Let's start with the girlfriend and her "spiritual gifts." I'm pretty sure that she was either high or f*cking with him.
As for the vision, what the f*ck?! I can understand the dude going ape sh*t crazy over something like that. The very thought of having that kind of night terror is enough to bathe in kerosene and light myself on fire.

Something like this will probably haunt the dude for life. I don't know whether I should feel sorry for the guy, or high-five the girlfriend for f*cking with him like that. Still, she dug her own grave with getting her car trashed and all.
I'm going to end here with saying: "Meth is one hell of a drug."

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