*Graphic Content* Want an Intimate Massager? In Georgia, you'll need a prescription for that!

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 For those who are puzzled as to what I mean by an intimate massager, I mean vibrator. Electronic sex toy. Battery controlled fun. A miracle contraption that can take a woman from zero to multiple orgasms in 40 seconds (something most men cannot do).

Now that we've gotten that covered, onto the story.

So, in Sandy Spring, Georgia, you need to have a medical reason to own a vibrator. Apparently, being sex hungry, lonely, and horny isn't enough nowadays, especially in the Bible belt. You have to have a medical condition, and a doctor's prescription for a vibrator.

Can you imagine the clerks, doctors, and pharmacy techs that have trouble keeping a straight face while filling that prescription? "Hmm, do you need the 6 inch, 8 inch, or 10 inch model this month, Mrs Jones?" "Do you need to speak to the Pharmacist about any side effects?"

A woman in Sandy Springs, Georgia filed a lawsuit against the town because of the ridiculous law. Melissa Davenport has Multiple Sclerosis and the disease had impacted her sex life with her husband in a negative way. She does use sex toys with her husband now, and it has saved her marriage, but, because of the stupid law, she cannot get a prescription for a vibrator from a doctor.
(Just now I pictured a long line of purple schlongs lining the back walls of CVS' pharmacy counter and nearly died laughing at the ridiculousness)

I know that Georgia is smack dab in the middle of the Bible belt, and sexual pleasure is strictly forbidden, but, isn't it a tad unhealthy to suppress some of those urges?
People need to know what they like sexually in order to please their partner, which is why people masturbate. Masturbation is completely normal and is not dirty or wrong. Also, using vibrators isn't dirty or wrong. Some ladies go through dry spells, and there aren't any worthwhile guys around. We have to get our rocks off somehow, right? What better way than with a sure thing, right?

What infuriates me is the fact that Georgia has decided to wage war against something as innocent as a vibrator. Sex toys have been credited to saving marriages, not just the Davenports. There are many married folks who cannot have sex due to disability, chronic pain, etc. Sex toys play a huge part in the bedroom. Also, same sex partners like to have fun with toys.

Sex toys, vibrators, etc benefit just about everyone. To take that opportunity away from people is just plain ridiculous and a waste of time. It's just stupid. What are these doctors thinking? They are vibrators. They aren't dangerous. If you want to get a vibrator, no one should stop you. By all means, have at it!

Maybe if people in the Bible belt wrote themselves a prescription for vibrators, they wouldn't be so against them. Just sayin...

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