Alabama has just legalized oral and anal sex

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Along with a dozen other states (in the Bible Belt), Alabama had a law that forbids oral and anal sex between unmarried people. Lawmakers believe that these acts are "homosexual acts." And we all know how the Bible belt feels about the GLBTQ community.
Apparently they haven't interviewed the hundreds of thousands of heterosexual couples who engage in oral and anal sex. They are out there.

Alabama has made headlines recently because of their law, and today, the law has been overturned. Oral and anal sex between two consenting adults can now take place!
(The fact that there was a law banning oral and anal sex proves that the world is going to hell in a hand basket).

Before the law was overturned, anyone engaging in the sexual acts was charged with sexual misconduct.

I understand that the deep south is religious and they are trying to be all virtuous and whatnot, but, they are kidding themselves if they think their conservative ways are healthy for everyone else.
It isn't their business if a couple (gay or straight) is engaging in oral, anal, vanilla, kinky, or tantric sex. If sex acts between any two adults were happening in public, I would somewhat understand the outcry. I don't want to see anyone having sex in public. Save it for the bedroom, or a cheap motel room.

My opinion of oral and anal sex? Well, I'm not a fan of anal sex. For me, I see that as an OUT hole. Oral on the other hand...well, that depends on if your partner likes it or not. I don't judge people who don't like it. We each have our tastes in what turns us on.

Anyways, I digress. I'm glad that Alabama has seen the light and people can now be free to do what they want in the privacy of their own bedroom *insert minimal sarcasm*
Now if we can just work on the 10 states left on the anti-fun bus, we may be able to get something accomplished here.

Also, just because a couple is unmarried, it doesn't mean that they aren't serious about each other. It doesn't mean that the female is a "harlot or slut" or the man is a "player." Perhaps having sex, or living together before marriage is that couples way of knowing if they can work well together if they DO get married. These couples DO have values, they just don't want to find out at the last minute that they lack chemistry between the sheets and underneath the same roof. 

Bible belt folks, oral and anal sex isn't just a "homosexual sex act." Many straight couples engage in it too. Don't knock it til you try it!
Just sayin'!

I guess I won't have to take "Sweet Home Alabama" off my oral sex mix tape after all!

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