Public pooper from Ohio strikes again...*pics because it did happen*

                                                                    photo credit: Jezebel
Ever been so pissed off at people, and the rest of the world, that you furiously dropped your britches and took massive dookies all over town? Do you do it for fun? Well, if you've answered 'Yes' to any of those questions (you sick b*stard), then your 'Mr. Right' is waiting for you in Akron, Ohio.
Over the past 3 years, a man in Ohio has been leaving his calling card all over town. Police say that they can narrow 19 incidents of dookie droppings to the same man. His favorite place to let one rip happens to be in the Castle Homes neighborhood of Akron.

A resident called police after they found his sh*tty calling card on their car. They state that it has happened 8 other times since last fall. A photo shared on Facebook shows the man, with his pants to his ankles, just letting one rip (and he isn't even playing "Family Guy: The Quest For Stuff" while pooping either). He is just looking in the camera's direction, with a gleam in his eyes.

Another case involved a resident who went out to his front yard, only to be greeted with sh*t all over his kids toys.
Police estimate that there are at least 100 more cases of human dookie droppings that are yet to be officially documented. The case is still ongoing, like this dude's bowel movements.

My Two Cents:

I guess sh*tting in a bag and setting it on fire is too vanilla of a concept for him...

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