Reliford Cooper III, 26, led
cops on a high speed chase Wednesday evening. Cooper III ran a stop sign, drove through two ditches, and crashed into a house. He got out of the car and booked it into a church. Churchgoers chased his a** off the property. When the police caught up to him and started handcuffing him, Cooper III told the cops that he wasn't driving. He said it was his dog.
Police told the press that Cooper III smelled of alcohol and marijuana.
Interestingly enough, a dog was nowhere to be found.
My Two Cents:
Dude, the "dog ate my homework" excuse is tired. Next time, blame your f*ck ups on a parakeet.