Posts

Showing posts with the label Don't drop the soap

Breaking: Dustin Diamond sentenced to 4 months in jail.

Image
photo credit:  imgur Oh how the mighty have fallen. Teen actor-turned porn star-turned-bitter a**hole has been sentenced to 4 months in jail after a stabbing incident that happened last year. Last year, witnessed stated that his girlfriend started the fight when she pushed another woman. In a moment of confusion, Diamond shanked a dude. Diamond's girlfriend was also charged with disorderly conduct. Diamond was charged with two misdemeanors for carrying a weapon, and disorderly conduct. ABC reports that Diamond was "misty-eyed" when the sentence was read. Diamond will begin his four months in jail this Sunday. My Two Cents: So does this mean he will resort back to his Screech character when he is plowed by his cellmate? In all honesty, I don't think Dustin Diamond will do well in prison. Not because he's pretty (he's a chud, actually), but because he's Screech and a bonafide douchebag. Don't expect Zach Morris to bail you out of this one, ...