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Photo Credit:eonline Chad Johnson from 'The Bachelorette' may be one of the most hated men in America, but he has a fan in Justin Bieber. Up until Chad's elimination, the Biebs was cheering him on as the "alpha male" unleashed fury among the other male contestants. During one episode, the 22-year-old "Love Yourself" singer filmed himself watching the infamous 2-on-1 date Chad went on with JoJo and Alex. Biebs laughed heartily at Chad Johnson's suggestion that Alex Woytkiw have a glass of milk. Justin Bieber captioned the clip on Instagram with: "Good point chad milk is delicious. And yeah I watch the bachelorette don't judge me." After Chad was eliminated, he did return to the house for one last creepy encounter with the other contestants. This won't be the last you see of Chad, however. Chad Johnson will be stirring up trouble later this summer on season 3 of Bachelor in Paradise . Set your DVR, Biebs! In other 'Ba...

According to some sources, the 36 year old was seen getting rather cozy with the 21 year old while partying in West Hollywood. After the Biebs performed two songs, he turned his attention to Kourtney Kardashian. Both were seen smoking on a patio and flirting. The two left for another hotspot in West Hollywood. After some time together, they left the club separately. Reps for Kardashian and Bieber have not responded to the rumors. My Two Cents: I'm going to admit something right here: I watch "Keeping Up With The Kardashians." I've seen every episode and I don't think Kourtney Kardashian is dating Justin Bieber. I mean, Bieber is 10 years younger than Scott (and dumb as hell), and Scott has the IQ of a gerbil. I think if Kourtney Kardashian were to date again, she probably wouldn't choose a man-child like Bieber.

photo credit: promicabana Performer/Walking Punch Line/Canadian embarrassment, Justin Bieber will be taking the hot seat in a highly anticipated Roast on Comedy Central. Kevin Hart, along with a celebrity panel, will be tearing the 21 year old a new one on March 30. No subject will be left untouched. From his legal troubles, to his pre-pubescent fans, to his rollercoaster relationship with Selena Gomez, this celebrity panel will be hitting below the belt. Here is a sneak preview of what is to come on Comedy Central's Roast of Justin Bieber: "You are the King Joffrey of Pop."– Jeffrey Ross "A lot of people are upset that Justin hasn't won a Grammy. There is Martha Stewart. She can be your grammy." – Jeff Ross "Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people." – Shaquille O'Ne...

photo credit: Jezebel For some time now, I been seeing reports about Justin Bieber's "package." People are speculating that the Calvin Klein photos that were recently published were altered to make him look more endowed than he is. The folks over at Camp Bieber state that the photos were not re-touched and that the proportions are accurate. All of this mess has everyone up in a tizzy. I am writing this blog as an SOS...PLEASE MAKE THE MADNESS STOP! What does it matter? He is so unliked, his own country does not want him back! Justin Bieber is a funny little fellow. I'm not familiar with his music, I'm mainly familiar with what I read in the news. What I have learned of this particular breed is that he is a 20 year old trapped inside the body of some half-boy/half-man hybrid. The parts fit together against some strange ink blots that are scattered all over his surface. This is all I know of one Justin Bieber. As for his man parts, I just want to know if th...

photo credit: seriesandmovies Sad news for Jelena fans: Justin and Selena are no longer together, according to many sources. The longtime on-again/off-again couple had gotten back together during the summer and went on a romantic getaway to St. Maarten . Bieber, 20 had promised Gomez, 22 that he would propose to her, but when the ring didn't come, Gomez decided to split. From what news sources are saying, Bieber had told Gomez that he was ring shopping. Gomez was so excited about the possibility of becoming Mrs. Bieber, that she was incredibly let down when he didn't pop the question. Another fuel to the fire was the fact that Bieber took Kendall Jenner out on a romantic dinner date, and had been seen schmoozing several women while sipping champagne. Ah, young love! Despite the fact that I'm much older than these two, it's been rather interesting to see this couple go back and forth in their relationship. I'm sure that being in the public eye makes thin...

Over the weekend, the Biebs was seen at Disneyland being pushed in a wheelchair. Fans gathered around to get their picture taken with Bieber. One fan even caught the rollin' Biebs on camera. Reasons are not being given as to why Bieber was at Disneyland. Media outlets are speculating that Bieber was using the wheelchair to cut through the long lines. Biebs reps, however, told TMZ that he had injured his knee playing basketball (I had looked on Twitter for confirmation and could not find any information regarding his injury). Despite his "debilitating knee injury," Justin Bieber was well enough to throw a very large party after his Disney adventure. ------------------------- We all hate waiting in long lines. Whether it is at Disneyland, the amusement park, the bathroom, the DMV, or the grocery store, waiting in line is a part of our everyday lives. If Justin Bieber used a wheelchair in order to cut through lines (which I believe he did), he is a rude fucktard...