Blurbal Perspective

Uh, yeah...you read that right.  A 38 year old woman in Scotland now holds the world record for having a sex toy in her vagina for longer than any other woman on earth. Ten years ago, the woman had a drunken sex romp with her partner, and she happened to have used a sex toy during one of their "sessions." Because she was so drunk, she couldn't remember whether or not she removed the sex toy from her vagina. Fast forward 10 years later, and the woman is dealing with some rather odd symptoms: She is losing weight. She is incontinent, and she is lethargic. She goes to several doctors, and then to a surgeon. A surgeon removed a FIVE INCH sex toy from her vagina. In all seriousness, having the toy in her vagina for that long DID cause her to suffer life-threatening issues. She developed a condition called "Vesicovaginal Fistula (passage that allows urine to go into the vagina)" She also developed another life-threatening condition called "Obstructive U...

Those whom have been sexually active for quite some time have probably encountered a "bad apple" in the sack. A man or a woman who didn't quite 'do it for us'. We lay there unfulfilled, as our partner jets off to dreamland after reaming us, and we wonder if we should finish ourselves off or just make a run for it. We would never shoot our lover over a bad lay, right? Well, a woman in Michigan was so appalled by her bad lays, that she shot her lover! Fifty-eight year old Sadie Bell shot her lover in the stomach last year, because he did not produce enough semen. When he wasn't producing the amount she felt was satisfactory, she theorized that he was cheating on her, so, she shot him in the stomach. When questioned by the police, Bell went into detail about the type of woman she is: she is a cheap date. She really likes sex (don't we all), she expected her man to perform his sexual duties to her liking. When he didn't, she got "pissed off...