Intruder gulps down sprite, strips naked, and falls asleep in a stranger's house
It's a modern day Goldilocks story, except Goldilocks is a very confused dude with a jones for sprite and sleeping in the buff. A man from Albuquerque, New Mexico was arrested over this past weekend after police found him in a couple's master bedroom sound asleep. 30 year old Freddy Shelby broke into the couple's home through the window. He went to the refrigerator, and cracked open a refreshing can of sprite. After quenching his thirst, he went up to the master bedroom, stripped naked, and fell asleep in bed. The owners of the house came home and found Mr. Goldilocks...ermm..Shelby's naked ass in their bed. When the cops arrived, they tried to wake the intruder, but he wouldn't get up. The cops grabbed the blankets off of "sleeping beauty," which seemed to do the trick. When cops questioned Shelby, he told them that he thought he was at his girlfriend's house. Of course Shelby was arrested and charged with breaking and entering. -----...