Teacher shows up drunk and pantsless for her first day on the job
We've all shown up to work hungover, or maybe slightly under the influence. But one lady took it a step further and showed up to her first day of work completely shitfaced, and she wasn't wearing any pants. Photo courtesy of Gawker Lorie Ann Hill hails from Wagoner, Oklahoma. She showed up to her first day of teaching feeling relatively relaxed. She had Mr. Vodka to thank for that. School officials found the inebriated teacher in an empty classroom disoriented and missing the "lower half of her clothing." School officials called police and they questioned Hill. Hill admitted to the cops that she had been drinking (cops found a cup in her car that smelled like vodka). Despite the drunken state of Hill and finding a cup in her car that smelled like Vodka, Police Chief Haley did not have any credible evidence to arrest her for a DUI. She was booked on suspicion of public intoxication. Even though the beginning of the school year is just around the corner...