Teacher shows up drunk and pantsless for her first day on the job

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We've all shown up to work hungover, or maybe slightly under the influence. But one lady took it a step further and showed up to her first day of work completely shitfaced, and she wasn't wearing any pants.

http://gawker.com/oklahoma-teacher-shows-up-drunk-and-pantsless-to-her-fi-1617231453?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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Lorie Ann Hill hails from Wagoner, Oklahoma. She showed up to her first day of teaching feeling relatively relaxed. She had Mr. Vodka to thank for that. School officials found the inebriated teacher in an empty classroom disoriented and missing the "lower half of her clothing."
School officials called police and they questioned Hill. Hill admitted to the cops that she had been drinking (cops found a cup in her car that smelled like vodka).
Despite the drunken state of Hill and finding a cup in her car that smelled like Vodka, Police Chief Haley did not have any credible evidence to arrest her for a DUI. She was booked on suspicion of public intoxication.

Even though the beginning of the school year is just around the corner, we don't know whether Hill will be teaching this year. If she still has her job, I suggest a pot of black coffee and an extra pair of pants be put on her desk. You know...just in case.

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While I've never been completely shitfaced on the job, I remember the night before my first class as a freshman in college, I sat around with some people and drank a cheap 40 ounce. I probably didn't go to sleep until a few hours before class started. I was still buzzed when I went to class. It wasn't exactly the first impression I wanted to give off to my professors. I paid for it later. I was in the bathroom puking for an hour.
I've never been one to hold my liquor. Sounds like Hill can't either. I do have a "one up" on Hill though: I always remember to wear my pants while drinking (98% of the time).

I wonder if the cops gave her pants to wear on her way to jail? Let's all hope!

[photo credit: investigation.discovery.com]

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