Man buys entire inventory of Burger King pies to spite obnoxious child and rude mother
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The following man just became my hero and Messiah!
Two years ago, a man living in Montreal went to Burger King for a burger fix. He wasn't having the best of days and he just wanted to be in and out.
Well, his plan didn't go smoothly. While patiently waiting in line, a mother and child waiting behind him were making a lot of noise. The mother was "yapping" on her phone and the child was throwing his Gameboy around. He was screaming and punching his mother. At one point, the young child screamed: "I want a fucking pie!"
The unidentified man developed a migraine, turned around, and politely asked the mother to calm her son. The mother got in his face and told him "Don't tell me how to raise my son!" The child continued his tantrum and screaming for a pie. The man came up with the most genius way to ruin this boy's day, and get even with the mother.
When it was the man's turn to order, he decided to order every single pie they had left in their inventory (in addition to his burger). He ordered 23 pies in total. He paid for his food and went toward the exit. The mother/son team went up to order their pie and the man overheard the mother screaming at the cashier about how there were no pies left. She asked the cashier who bought all the pies and the cashier snitched on the man. The woman turned around, gave him the stare-down, and stomped toward him like a rabid bull. He turned toward the door and walked out of Burger King all proud and nonchalantly.
Even though this happened in 2012, he decided to share it via Reddit on August 4th 2014. It has gotten a TON of buzz and people have commented their support for the man. People have gone so far as to propose to the guy (sorry ladies, the dude's already taken the vows). He is flattered to get all the attention though. People have also wondered if the story is even true. He said that he doesn't have the receipt because the apartment he lived in at the time was bug and pest infested. He had to throw out everything before he moved.
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This man is officially a legend. How many people would be ballsy enough to purchase every single pie in inventory just to spite a bratty little kid and their worthless parent? It's fucking GENIUS! This dude deserves all the props and respect in the world.
I think that it would have been hilarious if he sat down with the pies and scarfed them down right in front of the kid and his mother. Just inhaled them like he hadn't eaten in a week. Then he could give the kid an empty container and tell him that he can have the crumbs. Yeah, payback bitch!
Next time you need to behave. People that behave get rewarded. People that don't behave get a steaming bag of shit on their doorstep. It's called science bitches. Learn it and love it.