Miley Cyrus makes a donation to the tree gods over the weekend

photo credit: digitalspy

Normally I wouldn't dignify writing about such trivial things such as what 'pop tart badasses' do over the weekend, but Miley Cyrus seems to be generating a lot of buzz with her latest 'badass' act.

Like many early 20-somethings, Ms. Cyrus decided to party it up with some moonshine and drugs in the woods with her friends. I mean, it's summer. When you're young, you have to let loose, especially after all the shmoozing you do during the day with all your A-lister friends and all the record label suits.
During the drunken festivities with her friends and Flaming Lips frontman, Wayne Coyne, Miley needed to use the ladies room. Since they were in the woods, Miley didn't have the luxury of a 5-star hotel bathroom, so she improvised and found the nearest friendly tree. She squatted down and gave her donation to the tree gods (and I'm sure they were honored to have this token of gratitude from goddess Miley). Luckily, someone was around to take a photo of Miley pissing away her moonshine, weed and molly.

photo credit: Gawker

The key to a successful piss in the woods is squatting low enough and also the angle of your squat. From the looks of the photo, Miley has this down to a science.

Is there anything this girl CAN'T do?!

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