Man could be charged with attempted murder after feud with female roommate over cookies
Twenty-three year old Allen Hall is being held on $7,500 bail for attempted murder after he went apeshit crazy on his roommate because she ate his cookies.
His 49 year old roommate ate 3 of his Chips Ahoy cookies for breakfast and this royally pissed off Hall.
While she was in the bathroom, Hall pounded on the door and was threatening to kill her. She thought he was joking. She opened the door and he began to choke her. He threw her down into the tub and strangled her (she suffered a knot on her head). The landlord came in and separated both of them. Police came and arrested Hall.
Hall is facing attempted murder charges and aggravated domestic battery. He has a court hearing in early September.
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All of this over three fucking Chips Ahoy cookies. I guess this dude has a hard-on for the semi-sweet morsels and processed sugary "goodness" that is Chips Ahoy.
The last time I got all pissed off about someone eating my cookies, I was in grade school. I mean, I've gotten pissed at my boyfriend for eating the last of a bag of potato chips, tortilla chips, or popcorn, but, I'd never go apeshit on him. I'd just finish off the next bag of snack food on him. It's a fair fight.
I wonder how the guy did telling the other dudes what he was in prison for. I can see the conversation now. "Yo. What you in for?" "Oh, I beat up my roommate." "Why you do that?" "She ate my Chips Ahoy cookies."
He's definitely going to be someone's prison bitch.
[photo credit: www.cometeshop.com ]
His 49 year old roommate ate 3 of his Chips Ahoy cookies for breakfast and this royally pissed off Hall.
While she was in the bathroom, Hall pounded on the door and was threatening to kill her. She thought he was joking. She opened the door and he began to choke her. He threw her down into the tub and strangled her (she suffered a knot on her head). The landlord came in and separated both of them. Police came and arrested Hall.
Hall is facing attempted murder charges and aggravated domestic battery. He has a court hearing in early September.
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All of this over three fucking Chips Ahoy cookies. I guess this dude has a hard-on for the semi-sweet morsels and processed sugary "goodness" that is Chips Ahoy.
The last time I got all pissed off about someone eating my cookies, I was in grade school. I mean, I've gotten pissed at my boyfriend for eating the last of a bag of potato chips, tortilla chips, or popcorn, but, I'd never go apeshit on him. I'd just finish off the next bag of snack food on him. It's a fair fight.
I wonder how the guy did telling the other dudes what he was in prison for. I can see the conversation now. "Yo. What you in for?" "Oh, I beat up my roommate." "Why you do that?" "She ate my Chips Ahoy cookies."
He's definitely going to be someone's prison bitch.
[photo credit: www.cometeshop.com ]