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photo credit: Off the Beat with Will Greenlee Before I dive into the story: Yes, this is a story straight out of Florida. Twenty-eight year old Casey Molter was arrested after he seriously dismantled his girlfriend's car. The reason he trashed her car was because of a "spiritual vision" she had. Molter describes his girlfriend as being someone who can tell a person about their dreams. Her latest vision is that Molter's dead granny would appear in his dreams and commit sexual acts which would include him being violated with a sex toy. Molter lost his sh*t and trashed the woman's car. He smashed her phone, slashed her tires, broke the side mirrors, filled the car with love notes, and topped the tantrum with a used condom. Police also found various creams and lotions in the car. They say that they are not sure if he targeted his girlfriend or the specific car model, which is a Nissan Altima. Molter was arrested for criminal mischief. My Two Cents: Whe...

photo credit: Huffington Post A couple had to move their wedding to another venue when President Barack Obama arrived at a golf course on a Hawaiian Marine Base Camp on Sunday. The couple, Natalie Heimel and Edward Mallue Jr., are both captains in the army and were set to marry at a venue at the golf course, until Obama came to town to play golf. Since he regularly visits the golf course, the army captains did invite the president to the wedding, but he declined. After the couple were told to move their wedding away from the Marine Base Camp, the bride became emotional. The groom's sister stated that they had to change everything less than 24 hours before the couple wed. The couple were able to have their wedding at another venue, which was described as being better and prettier than the venue at the golf course. As for the president, he did call the bride to apologize and congratulate them. The bride said that the phone call "made their day." My Two Cents: I...

Christian radio broadcaster Rick Wiles took to the airwaves to voice his opinion about the Ebola virus. This "man of God" said that the Ebola virus is the "attitude adjustment that could solve America's problem with atheism, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, pornography, and abortion." (Of course he feels he doesn't need one since he's down with notorious G.O.D. Last I checked, God didn't like self-righteous dickwads) Wiles also said that the Ebola epidemic could become a global pandemic and that a pandemic is another name for plague. The thing you all need to know about Wiles is that he gets a hard-on for the end times. He practically wet himself on Tuesday when the doctor who has Ebola landed in GA.      Photo courtesy of quickmeme Wiles has a sick obsession with the Ebola virus. The day before the doctor arrived in the US, Wiles theorized that "President Obama might intentionally spread the virus through a vaccine that all of us w...