Blurbal Perspective

photo credit: dailyvideostv Everybody panic! Monster Energy drinks are satanic! A "respected" religious lady claims that Satan is hiding between the L-carnitine and Pyridoxine Hydrochloride in Monster beverages. She points out how the M on the Monster cans look like the Hebrew number 6. With 3 sixes, that is the "sign of the beast," according to her. Anyone who knows anything about the Hebrew language knows that 666 isn't written like that. Of course, logic went WAYY over this woman's head and is in another galaxy far, far away. (My grandmother went through a Jewish phase and taught me Hebrew when I was a wee lass). Also, the woman says that the cross inside the "o" is satanic. Oh, and the BFC on the side of the can is "seriously bad" (as it means "big fucking cans"). The woman goes on to say that Monster's slogan, "Unleash the Beast" is a Satan reference. Ahh, conspiracy theories...you gotta love them! Y...

In one of the most bizarre stories I've ever heard of: a woman who was on a flight to Edinbourgh went batshit crazy when her demands of cigarettes and a parachute were not met. Ms. Thang decided that now was the perfect time to take off the leg and start swinging. She started slapping passengers with the leg and throwing a temper tantrum when her demands weren't being met.  One passenger said that the woman kept shouting that she wanted cigarettes, and a parachute so she could jump out of the plane. The crew took the prosthetic leg away from her (she did manage to continue kicking passengers with her other leg) The plane did make an emergency landing and the woman was arrested. No word on whether or not she got her leg back. Before the flight, the unemployed 48 year old woman was pre-gaming her inner diva. She was drinking like a fish and acting half her age. It's important to add that when police came on board to arrest Ms. Thang, the entire crew sang the "Ho...