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Photo Credit: newslocker A Target store in Illinois was shaken when a small bomb went off in the women's bathroom on Wednesday. According to Commander Joe Dugan, no one was injured when the explosion occurred. The bomb caused some damage, but nothing significant. It is theorized that a plastic bottle was used in the bomb. The investigation is still ongoing. It is being reported that a woman is in custody. Photo Credit: fox32chicago It is no secret that Target has been widely criticized for supporting trans men and women using the bathroom according to their gender identity. The religious right actually has a petition promising to boycott Target. The petition has 1.3 million signatures, and it continues to grow in popularity. As for whether crime is related to the bathroom policy, that's still up in the air, according to officials. However, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that it IS related. My Two Cents How can officials not see that this...

Earlier this week, reports surfaced that the former Subway spokesmodel-turned-Maggot-eating-Monster was involved in a jailhouse scuffle. The family of the man who did what everyone in the world has been wanting to do since day one, spoke to the media about the brawl. The inmate, 60-year-old Steven Nigg, initiated the brawl. According to Nigg's brother Jimmy, Steven Nigg hates child molesters and intended on beating Fogle up. Fogle was left bruised and bloodied. Other things contributed to the brawl, including Fogle's money and celebrity status (apparently, Fogle was going around the prison yard flaunting his fame and fortune, trying to impress the bigger inmates). It was the fact that Fogle was a child molester that got him amped up. Nigg is in prison for a weapons charge. Because of the brawl, Nigg will spend 10 days in solitary confinement. My Two Cents: Steven Nigg, they should let you out for good behavior. On behalf of humans everywhere, thank you for what y...

A police spokesman from Grants, New Mexico told press that 23 year old Damon Perry is being held on a murder charge . Officers were called to Perry's apartment and found Perry holding a knife. Twenty-three year old Christopher Paquin's body was found inside the apartment. Perry told investigators that he and Paquin were drinking. Perry then tells the investigators that Paquin started "turning into a zombie." Perry began beating Paquin with his feeet, hands, a microwave, and an electric guitar. Perry theorizes that his actions were the fault of binge-watching "The Walking Dead" on Netflix. My Two Cents: Suuure....blame a TV show for your epic f*ck up. As a recovering alcoholic, I've never been ripped enough to imitate actions seen on a TV show. Perhaps something deeper is going on with this guy. I wouldn't be surprised if this "zombie attack" was pre-meditated. Maybe dude was on bath salts.. Is it strange that I'm no...

photo credit: muganwikia A 14 year old student from Virginia is in hot water after pelting her teacher in the forehead with a 2 inch carrot . Earlier this year, the teen walked out of class and ran into an old teacher of hers. That's when the teen threw the carrot at the teacher's forehead. The student was suspended from school and is facing assault and battery charges. The student's mother is baffled as to why her daughter is facing charges: "I don’t understand this Yes, it happened, and I can see a couple of days in school detention or even a couple days out-of-school suspension. But this goes way beyond that. We have to go to court, and her charges aren’t small: assault and battery with a weapon." My Two Cents: So I guess vegetables aren't good for us after all... In all seriousness though, while I do believe the student should be punished for disrespecting a teacher, I don't see a carrot as being a dangerous weapon. I mean, if it was dee...

photo credit: DailyMailUK Don't you hate it when you come across a marmot with boundary issues? This dude does too. Reddit lemming, Tydalt, went to inspect the new digs he just bought, when he found this furball of cuteness. According to Tydalt, he was kind to the creature. His video (shown below), showed otherwise. Dude used every swear in the book in an attempt to insult the creature. The marmot couldn't care less. Marmy just strutted his stuff all over the house, owning that house. Tydalt used a long weapon to make contact with the animal. According to Tydalt, critters in that part of the country carry the plague. Perhaps the house Tydalt bought wasn't exactly for sale. Marmy looks rather cozy in those digs. Video Credit: YouTube user: Brian Willet

photo credit: sputniknews Cops are supposed to serve and protect the citizens. Unfortunately, you get a**holes such as these cops in Texas who decided that Charnesia Corley, 21, is a reckless pot smoker and needs to be treated like less of a person. Cops initially pulled over Corley after she ran a stop sign. When the cop pulled her over, they claimed that her car smelled like marijuana. The cop forced her out of the car and called for female backup. Once backup arrived, They forced her onto the ground, had officers hold her legs apart, while a female officer forced down her pants and examined inside her vagina to see if there is marijuana present. Corley hesitated, feeling as if they were violating her. The police said she violently resisted. She was arrested for possession (despite the fact that pot was NOT FOUND). Corley hired a lawyer and is filing a complaint with the Harris County Sheriff's department. In a country where white 20-somethings can drive stoned and take ...

photo credit:  imgur Oh how the mighty have fallen. Teen actor-turned porn star-turned-bitter a**hole has been sentenced to 4 months in jail after a stabbing incident that happened last year. Last year, witnessed stated that his girlfriend started the fight when she pushed another woman. In a moment of confusion, Diamond shanked a dude. Diamond's girlfriend was also charged with disorderly conduct. Diamond was charged with two misdemeanors for carrying a weapon, and disorderly conduct. ABC reports that Diamond was "misty-eyed" when the sentence was read. Diamond will begin his four months in jail this Sunday. My Two Cents: So does this mean he will resort back to his Screech character when he is plowed by his cellmate? In all honesty, I don't think Dustin Diamond will do well in prison. Not because he's pretty (he's a chud, actually), but because he's Screech and a bonafide douchebag. Don't expect Zach Morris to bail you out of this one, ...

photo credit: DailyMailUK So, a man by the name of Aaron Stein decided to rob a bank using a sex toy . The sex toy was wrapped up in duct tape. He allegedly showed a bank teller wires that were hanging out of his shirt. He demanded cash from the teller and fled the scene with an unknown amount of cash. The weird part about the story (besides the sex toy) is that he called police on himself. Officer Mike Gastgeb spotted sex toy guy in a white Toyota sedan. He went over to confront sex toy guy but he drove off. Gastgeb was able to stop him eventually. The money was found in a garbage bag on the passenger seat. Underneath said seat was the "bomb." Despite the fact that there was no bomb to speak of, the bomb squad arrived on the scene. Some time later, Stein broke down and told police that he had lost all of his money in the stock market last week and he was hella desperate (a lot of people lose money in the stock market. Most just put a bullet in their head and cal...

photo credit: HuffPostWeirdNews Today's "What the F*ck" report is brought to you by Logan, Utah, where a man tried to steal a car, but failed when he couldn't figure out how to use the stick shift. Nineteen year old Alexander Katz was with his underage girlfriend when they attempted to steal this car. Katz got into the front seat and his girlfriend tried to walk him through the process on how to drive the car. The dude gave up and abandoned the car. Then, they called a cab at a nearby gas station. Police caught up to the dynamic duo. The duo tried to run off but the police officers caught up to Katz's girlfriend. In her statement, she told police that she and Katz started their night off by trying to score some Benedryl. Then they came up with the brillant plan to steal a car. Katz was arrested a few hours later. Police Chief Gary Jensen had this to say about the duo: "I'm not 100 percent certain why she doesn't just get around and get ...

photo credit: memegenerator It looks like the most moral family in the United States isn't as moral as we thought. The family that is known for bashing the gay community for their "immoral lifestyles" is now in the news because a dark secret has been exposed: one of them is a sexual deviant. Pot, meet kettle. A 2006 police report that was found by In Touch showed that the 27 year old was investigated for many sex offenses. The offenses happened 12 years ago, and occurred over a span of a couple of years. His family sent him to a Christian camp place and he came back a "changed person." Before Josh proposed to his (now) wife, Anna, he confessed his past sins to her and her parents. After the news broke of the molestations, Josh Duggar resigned from his Executive Director position at the Family Research Center. TLC has also pulled "19 Kids and Counting" from its schedule until further notice. My Two Cents: As sad as it is, I was waiting for some...

photo credit: recstarz Whoa, Nelly's been a bad boy! "Hot in Herre" rapper, Nelly , was charged with felony possession of drugs, simple possession of weed, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Tennessee state troopers stopped Nelly's bus for failure to display DOT and IFTA stickers on the bus. When the bus stopped, troopers noticed the smell of weed coming from the bus's direction. Troopers searched the bus (with probable cause), and found 5 crystal rocks that tested positive for meth. Also found were small amounts of weed, and 100 small ziplock bags. A number of guns were also found on the bus. Nelly and 6 others were brought to Putnam County jail. No other information has been given on this story. Come on, Nelly...why you gotta turn to meth?! Meth will f*ck you up.

photo credit: tntrealtygroupsd In 2013, Meaghan Hudson claimed to have cancer and only one year to live. For the next year, her parents set up fundraisers, collecting over $7,000 in donations. As sad as that is, it doesn't end there. Hudson's friends shaved their head and got tattoos in support of their ailing friend. Hudson's lies caught up to her last summer when an anonymous person phoned police and told them that Hudson was lying about having cancer. Police confronted Hudson and she admitted to police that she lied. She was arrested on felony charges and is currently out on bond. Understandably, no one is speaking to her. Her own parents have severed ties with her because of her lies. Hudson's parents will be returning the donation money to those who contributed money. My Two Cents: People like Hudson make me physically sick to my stomach. For the life of me, I cannot comprehend how someone could lie about having cancer, and just selfishly take from th...

photo credit: Off the Beat with Will Greenlee Before I dive into the story: Yes, this is a story straight out of Florida. Twenty-eight year old Casey Molter was arrested after he seriously dismantled his girlfriend's car. The reason he trashed her car was because of a "spiritual vision" she had. Molter describes his girlfriend as being someone who can tell a person about their dreams. Her latest vision is that Molter's dead granny would appear in his dreams and commit sexual acts which would include him being violated with a sex toy. Molter lost his sh*t and trashed the woman's car. He smashed her phone, slashed her tires, broke the side mirrors, filled the car with love notes, and topped the tantrum with a used condom. Police also found various creams and lotions in the car. They say that they are not sure if he targeted his girlfriend or the specific car model, which is a Nissan Altima. Molter was arrested for criminal mischief. My Two Cents: Whe...

 photo credit: poptower A few months ago, a massive sh*tstorm erupted when a recording of Collins went public. The recording has pushed Collins to confess to molesting 3 girls over a 20 year span. He states that he did something terribly wrong and that he regrets it. He also states that he has been working to rectify the situation. He decided to come clean because of the publicity the recording received back in October, during a counseling session with his estranged wife, Faye Grant. The children he violated were between the ages of 11 and 14. Collins states that he has apologized to one of the victims. However, he has not apologized to the other two victims. He states: I've decided to address these issues publicly because two months ago, various news organizations published a recording made by my then-wife, Faye Grant, during a confidential marriage therapy session in January, 2012. This session was recorded without the therapist's or my knowledge or consent...

photo credit: socialkidspot There is no better feeling than sitting down with a hot coffee first thing in the morning. After all, coffee is the only elixir that makes one able to tolerate other people throughout the day (I know, for me, I cannot even deal with people until I've had my 8oz of the good shit-COFFEE!). Coffee does, however, have its evil side. When in the hands of stupid people, coffee can ruin your day. A woman from Victorville , California was allegedly burned by her McDonalds coffee. Selena Edwards claims the coffee was way too hot. Not only that, she states the lid came loose and the hot coffee poured all over her hands, giving her second degree burns. Edwards was so pissed off at McDonalds for her fuck up, that she took pictures of these "burns" and filed a lawsuit against the fast food giant. Her attempt at sucking the money teet of McDonalds failed, and miserably at that. She is now facing 21 counts of workers' and insurance compensatio...

It's a modern day Goldilocks story, except Goldilocks is a very confused dude with a jones for sprite and sleeping in the buff. A man from Albuquerque, New Mexico was arrested over this past weekend after police found him in a couple's master bedroom sound asleep.  30 year old Freddy Shelby broke into the couple's home through the window. He went to the refrigerator, and cracked open a refreshing can of sprite. After quenching his thirst, he went up to the master bedroom, stripped naked, and fell asleep in bed. The owners of the house came home and found Mr. Goldilocks...ermm..Shelby's naked ass in their bed.  When the cops arrived, they tried to wake the intruder, but he wouldn't get up. The cops grabbed the blankets off of "sleeping beauty," which seemed to do the trick. When cops questioned Shelby, he told them that he thought he was at his girlfriend's house.  Of course Shelby was arrested and charged with breaking and entering.  -----...

Those whom have been sexually active for quite some time have probably encountered a "bad apple" in the sack. A man or a woman who didn't quite 'do it for us'. We lay there unfulfilled, as our partner jets off to dreamland after reaming us, and we wonder if we should finish ourselves off or just make a run for it. We would never shoot our lover over a bad lay, right? Well, a woman in Michigan was so appalled by her bad lays, that she shot her lover! Fifty-eight year old Sadie Bell shot her lover in the stomach last year, because he did not produce enough semen. When he wasn't producing the amount she felt was satisfactory, she theorized that he was cheating on her, so, she shot him in the stomach. When questioned by the police, Bell went into detail about the type of woman she is: she is a cheap date. She really likes sex (don't we all), she expected her man to perform his sexual duties to her liking. When he didn't, she got "pissed off...

Here's another one to add to the "dumbest criminals" pile: A 27 year old woman in Illinois stole a dress, put it on when she got home, took a selfie with her bestie, posted it on Facebook, made it her profile picture, and didn't think she was going to get caught. Well, she thought wrong. The people at the store she ripped off weren't stupid. They were tracking Danielle Saxton's every move. The store she stole the dress from is called Mortie's Boutiques. The store has video surveillance and also tracks suspected theft on social media, including Facebook. They had suspected Saxton when they first saw her. Not even 2 hours after Saxton had left the store, Saxton had posted the selfie on Facebook and made it her Facebook profile picture. The boutique saw the photo and notified the police. When the police arrived at the house, not only did they find Saxton in the stolen dress, they found several articles of clothes that she had also stolen from the boutiq...

Straight out of the Bibble dribble belt, we have a story of a woman who used a baby stroller in an attempt to steal a vibrator from a "Spencer's Gifts" store. Misty Ann Lee , of South Carolina, picked up the vibrator and slid it behind the child in the baby stroller, and proceeded to leave the store. The manager confronted her, but Lee had no idea what the manager was talking about. The vibrator was retrieved by the manager. The woman was taken into custody and charged with shoplifting. --------------------------------- I spent 6 years of my life as a whore to the retail gods. I've seen people use all kinds of methods to steal from stores. I've seen people put things in areas that I never thought existed. I've also seen people who were brazen enough to lift items in front of our face and run (yes they were caught)! People are relentless. And these are desperate times. Stealing a vibrator from one of the most scandalous and most popular mall stores is ...