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photo credit: designntrend Those of you who are fans of Britney (and I know that some of you are), probably saw a strange video surface yesterday on her social media pages. In the video, Britney was talking about the shitty day that she was having. Well, the reason for her shitty day is now national news : her boyfriend (now ex), David Lucado, cheated on the singer with an unidentified woman at a club. The cheating happened to have been videotaped. Britney's father ended up showing Brit Brit the video. In the video, Lucado was seen dancing and "canoodling" a club skank. Britney's father actually bought the video from whomever filmed it, showed it to her, and then hid the video. Papa Spears is determined to make sure this video does NOT leak. In Britney's "shitty day" video, you can pretty much read "I been cheated on by a conniving cockstain" on her face. She had the same look I had when I was cheated on in my 20s. Seconds after she spo...

photo credit: collider Kirk Cameron's been a busy little beaver this year. He made a direct to video baseball movie with his wife and some kids in his neighborhood. Now, he is promoting his newest labor of love: "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas." This movie stars Kirk Cameron (of course), and he will be playing some guy who will go around and try to put the Christ back in Christmas. He's basically trying to get everyone to stop saying "Season's Greetings" and "Happy Holidays." He wants the entire world to shout "Merry Christmas." Cameron and his people fail to understand that not everyone celebrates Christmas, and not everyone believes in God and Jesus. There are thousands and thousands of religions out there, each one serving one god or another. Are they wrong for believing in what they believe in? They could say the same thing about evangelical Christians such as Kirk Cameron. Perhaps his religion is wrong. Kirk Cam...

photo credit: mhktimes|JustJared Nine years and six kids later, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have officially tied the noose...I mean knot . Jolie and Pitt wed in an intimate ceremony in Chateau Miraval, France last Saturday. The nuptials took place at a small, non-denominational Chapel, and they were surrounded by their friends and family. Of course, on hand were the couple's six children. Maddox and Pax walked Jolie down the aisle. Zahara and Vivienne were on hand to throw flower pedals, and Shiloh and Knox had the honor of being the ring bearers. Jolie and Pitt became engaged in 2012, and have been vocal about having a low-key ceremony. They even wanted the children to be a part of the planning. The couple fell in love while filming 2005's "Mr. and Mrs. Smith." This romance wasn't without controversy, however. Many people suspected that Pitt was having an affair with Jolie while still married to actress Jennifer Aniston. This has never been confirmed...

photo credit: thelifestylereport  Last night, the rich and fabulous piled into the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles to celebrate a year of hard work on TV shows. Actors and actresses, their better halves, various cast and crew, and the Emmy suits donned their designer duds and smiled their toothy smiles for the cameras. After everyone got comfortable in their seats, Seth Meyers stood on the stage and did several minutes of comedy, giving shout outs to shows and stars being nominated on this prestigious night. He even made a "Crazy Eyes" reference, which made me "squee" like a school girl (I'm a HUGE "Orange is the New Black" fan). Major winners at the Emmys were the cast and crews of "Breaking Bad," "Modern Family," and "Sherlock." "Fargo's" cast and crew also grabbed the coveted golden Emmy. Other winners included Kathy Bates for her role on "American Horror Story: Coven," Jessica Lange, for h...

 photo credit: dailymailUK Well, if you give up, the answer is Andrew Keegan. Yep, the curly-haired hunk that we grew up drooling over in "Camp Nowhere," and years later on "10 Things I Hate About You," has created his own spiritual movement: "Full Circle." photocredit: metrouk Keegan became " enlightened " in 2011 when he, and two of his friends, were attacked by gang members in California. One of them pulled a gun on Keegan's manager and a huge fight erupted. Keegan was rushed to the hospital and received stitches for his injuries. What made this event even more significant for Keegan was the fact that it happened around the time the earthquake and tsunami devastated Japan. He felt that these two events were related, and it led him to a "higher calling." He recalled looking at a lamp bulb on the street and it exploded. He then told reporters that another event happened that truly began his journey into "spi...

photo credit: artinbase So much for "Love Thy Neighbor.." Christian Contemporary Music singer/writer Vicky Beeching recently 'came out' as a lesbian , and the news has sent shock waves among those who have accepted Christ as their Lord and savior. The British singer told The Independent the following: “ What Jesus taught was a radical message of welcome and inclusion and love. I feel certain God loves me just the way I am, and I have a huge sense of calling to communicate that to young people. " Beeching states that she realized she was gay when she was 13 years old. She felt conflicted about her feelings and had many evangelical leaders trying to pray the "demon of homosexuality" out of her. Many Christians are now throwing a shitfit on the news of her 'coming out' and condemning her for living a "sinful lifestyle." Her Facebook fanpage has dozens of comments from (former) fans saying that she's a "disgrace...

photo credit: datzhott   "American Idol" contestant William Hung is now a married man! The "She Bangs" singer tied the knot on June 17th and seems to be happier than ever. Life seems to be treating Hung pretty well since his "Idol" audition . After releasing three albums, which had modest sales, he sang at various sporting events across the country, did guest appearances, and then switched careers. William Hung now works as a Statistical Analyst for the Los Angeles County's Sheriff's Department. He stated back in 2012 that math has always been a passion of his and that this job brings him "a lot of joy." Despite the fact that he didn't move forward in "American Idol," and that he can't sing/dance for shit (I still have love for ya, man), he has won big in life....and folks, that is all that matters. Let's raise our glasses and toast to William Hung: "Sir, I wish you the best in the next chapter of y...

  photo credit: en.academic After pissing off millions of people around the world with his disgusting comments, KISS frontman Gene Simmons issued an apology to people who suffer from depression and comments made about suicide . Last week, Simmons stated that people suffering from depression should just "go fucking kill themselves." He made that statement shortly after news of Robin Williams death sent shock waves across the globe. After receiving a shit ton of backlash, he is now apologizing for causing so much pain to his fans and depression sufferers around the world. Simmons issued the following statement: "I sincerely apologize to those who were offended by my comments. I recognize that depression is very serious and very sad when it happens to anyone, especially loved ones. I deeply support and am empathetic to anyone suffering from any disease, especially depression.” While it must make him feel good that he apologized, I doubt anyone in this world ...

I hope you guys are sitting down for this one. This one will definitely piss you off, especially if you have a soul.  After spouting at the mouth about American immigrants who 'do not speak English,' Gene Simmons decided to go after depressed people (this week of all weeks), telling them that they need to just "fucking kill themselves." Simmons stated that he's the type of person that would shout at someone atop of a building to just jump. He also stated that he doesn't understand why people complain about depression. He talked about his mother being in a concentration camp during Nazi Germany, and how she is doing fine right now. He said that all these 20 year old kids who are saying they're depressed need to just " fucking kill themselves." Motley Crue rocker Nikki Sixx responded to Gene Simmon's criticism. He said that somewhere, some 20 year old KISS fan struggling with depression is going to think that they need to kill themsel...

photo credit: paulavspatriarchy If you're a thirty-something like me, you probably grew up crushing on Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the 1990s. He spent the majority of the 1990s on "3rd Rock From the Sun," and he was in "10 Things I Hate About You." He was hot! (And he still is) Well, there is one more thing that we can love about Gordon-Levitt: He's a feminist! With so many celebrities condemning the f-word (and giving the feminist movement a bad name), we have one of Hollywood's biggest heartthrobs loudly and proudly wearing the feminist label (and explaining what feminism means to him). In January, Joseph Gordon-Levitt spoke to Ellen Degeneres and he expressed his concern about people's refusal to identify as 'feminists.' Gordon-Levitt has already publicly claimed the label and he he expressed to Ellen why he calls himself a 'male feminist:' "What [feminism] means to me is that you don’t let your gender define who ...

photo credit: breaking news ie It's amazing how low people will stoop. Just mere days after Zelda Williams loses dad Robin Williams, in lieu of offering condolences, assholes decide to spread judgment about how her father died. The cyber-bullying against the Williams family has gotten so severe that she had to leave Twitter and Instagram. Robin Williams passed away from suicide on Monday at the age of 63. He leaves behind a wife and three children. It has been reported that Williams had been suffering from depression and was in treatment for it. Zelda had been receiving a lot of well-wishes over the past few days, but she was also receiving some messages that were filled with hate. People were also sending her graphic photoshopped images of her father's body. Zelda made statements on her Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr accounts, stating that she was leaving. She thanked everyone for their well-wishes, but also had a message for those who sent her hateful comments: ...

photo credit: crazygallery While out with a friend, 18 year old Kendall Jenner had an "unpleasant" restaurant experience: Her waitress refused to serve her alcohol. (A waitress that doesn't break the law and kiss Kardashian ass? Holy shit!) Jenner was hanging out at a SoHo restaurant with her friend Hailey Baldwin (Stephen Baldwin's daughter), enjoying a meal. Junior Jennor flagged down her waitress, who happened to be "Skins" actress Blaine Morris, and ordered an alcoholic drink. When Morris refused to serve her due to Jenner being underage, Jenner threw a shit fit. Jenner and Baldwin got up, Jenner grabbed a couple of $20s from her wallet and threw it at Morris and left the restaurant. The money didn't cover her entire bill (she basically dined-and-ditched). Morris was interviewed about the situation and recalled the celebrity kids laughing about the situation. Later, Morris took to Twitter to tell her friends about the situation: "...

photo credit: Independent co uk "Star Trek" veteran George Takei recently stumbled into some controversy when he posted a controversial meme on Facebook. In the meme , a woman using a wheelchair was trying to stand up to reach something on the top shelf in a supermarket (from the looks of the aisle, it was the alcohol aisle). The meme captioned: "There has been a miracle in the alcohol aisle." While George Takei didn't make the meme and only shared it, he made a comment of his own to go along with the photo: "She was filled with the holy...spirits." Fans took to Twitter and Facebook in a matter of seconds to express their outrage. Many of them spoke up for themselves, family, or friends who are wheelchair-bound, or need the assistance of a wheelchair. While the stories from these fans would touch anyone's heart, they didn't even make a dent in Mr. Sulu's heart. George Takei made a follow-up post. "Fans get 'offended...

photo credit: digitalspy Normally I wouldn't dignify writing about such trivial things such as what 'pop tart badasses' do over the weekend, but Miley Cyrus seems to be generating a lot of buzz with her latest 'badass' act. Like many early 20-somethings, Ms. Cyrus decided to party it up with some moonshine and drugs in the woods with her friends. I mean, it's summer. When you're young, you have to let loose, especially after all the shmoozing you do during the day with all your A-lister friends and all the record label suits. During the drunken festivities with her friends and Flaming Lips frontman, Wayne Coyne, Miley needed to use the ladies room. Since they were in the woods, Miley didn't have the luxury of a 5-star hotel bathroom, so she improvised and found the nearest friendly tree. She squatted down and gave her donation to the tree gods (and I'm sure they were honored to have this token of gratitude from goddess Miley). Luckily, someo...

photo credit: Inquisitr Oh here we go again! Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Meryl Davis stole everyone's hearts on this season's "Dancing with the Stars." Fans watched these two grow close on the show and hoped that Maks and Meryl would fall in love, get married and live happily ever after once the show ended. Even after they took home the grand prize, fans hoped that the twosome would kiss or come clean about a "budding romance." Neither Maks nor Meryl have confirmed a relationship. They have stated that they are good friends who care deeply about one another. We haven't heard much from the twosome since June, but now the rumor mill is on fire because Maks and Meryl recently got together for breakfast. Now fans are wondering if this means they are dating and in love. Maks posted an Instagram photo with Meryl, saying: "Got to see this one! Finally! Thanks for breakfast meryledavis,” Of course, Meryl Davis retweeted the photo and said that sh...

photo credit: celebrity yahoo To relive the memories of Bayside High, click the photo and visit my Amazon store for some amazing deals! Anyone who spent the entire 1990s as a tween and teen probably grew up watching "Saved By The Bell." We would tune in for new episodes every Saturday morning, and watch the show in syndication every morning on TBS. Us girls would swoon over Zack and/or Slater. Dudes would drool and rub one out to Kelly, Jessie, or Lisa. Of course, no one gave love to Screech (aka Dustin Diamond) This is probably why Dustin Diamond penned a tell-all book about what allegedly happened behind-the-scenes of the hit show. Here is what Dustin Diamond disclosed in his book: Dustin Diamond talks about how much everyone hated each other on the show, and how everyone pretty much hated him. He discusses how he hated Mario Lopez the most. He discloses that Lopez avoided a rape charge while the show was filming (I doubt that even happened). Dustin Diamond t...

Christian radio broadcaster Rick Wiles took to the airwaves to voice his opinion about the Ebola virus. This "man of God" said that the Ebola virus is the "attitude adjustment that could solve America's problem with atheism, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, pornography, and abortion." (Of course he feels he doesn't need one since he's down with notorious G.O.D. Last I checked, God didn't like self-righteous dickwads) Wiles also said that the Ebola epidemic could become a global pandemic and that a pandemic is another name for plague. The thing you all need to know about Wiles is that he gets a hard-on for the end times. He practically wet himself on Tuesday when the doctor who has Ebola landed in GA.      Photo courtesy of quickmeme Wiles has a sick obsession with the Ebola virus. The day before the doctor arrived in the US, Wiles theorized that "President Obama might intentionally spread the virus through a vaccine that all of us w...

Photo credit: idigitaltimes  The following man just became my hero and Messiah! Two years ago, a man living in Montreal went to Burger King for a burger fix. He wasn't having the best of days and he just wanted to be in and out. Well, his plan didn't go smoothly. While patiently waiting in line, a mother and child waiting behind him were making a lot of noise. The mother was "yapping" on her phone and the child was throwing his Gameboy around. He was screaming and punching his mother. At one point, the young child screamed: "I want a fucking pie!" The unidentified man developed a migraine, turned around, and politely asked the mother to calm her son. The mother got in his face and told him "Don't tell me how to raise my son!" The child continued his tantrum and screaming for a pie. The man came up with the most genius way to ruin this boy's day, and get even with the mother. When it was the man's turn to order, he decided to order...

We've all shown up to work hungover, or maybe slightly under the influence. But one lady took it a step further and showed up to her first day of work completely shitfaced, and she wasn't wearing any pants. Photo courtesy of Gawker Lorie Ann Hill hails from Wagoner, Oklahoma. She showed up to her first day of teaching feeling relatively relaxed. She had Mr. Vodka to thank for that. School officials found the inebriated teacher in an empty classroom disoriented and missing the "lower half of her clothing." School officials called police and they questioned Hill. Hill admitted to the cops that she had been drinking (cops found a cup in her car that smelled like vodka). Despite the drunken state of Hill and finding a cup in her car that smelled like Vodka, Police Chief Haley did not have any credible evidence to arrest her for a DUI. She was booked on suspicion of public intoxication. Even though the beginning of the school year is just around the corner...

For books on sex education, click on the photo. A woman in South Carolina came home and discovered that her 15 year old son had watched porn while she was at work. While most people would watch porn in the safety of their bedrooms, the 15 year old was daring enough to watch porn on the living room TV. Chavonda Gallman (who is a real estate agent), her 2 year old daughter, and a client, arrived home around 3pm yesterday. Gallman's two year old daughter turned on the TV and lo and behold, porn started playing. Gallman told police that she turned off the TV and took her daughter out of the room. Her son was in his bedroom at the time. Even though watching porn is legal and normal (in a creepy way), Gallman still called the cops on her son. She wanted to document her son's 'behavioral issues' and that her daughter was 'exposed to pornography.' Here's the police report from The Smoking Gun:  It is unknown what Gallman's son was doing in his room. ...