Woman gets third boob to show the world that she "does not want to date anymore."

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photo credit: Jezebel
Top (heavy) of the morning, readers!

A few days ago, a bizarre story came out about a woman who had a third boob implanted in order to ward off potential suitors.
Twenty-one year old Jasmine Tridevil spent over $20,000 on her breasts. Her reasoning behind it? To tell the world that she is not going to date anymore.
http://jezebel.com/three-breasted-womans-3rd-boob-looks-fake-as-hell-in-vi-1638050219/all
The extra boob has an artificial nipple and a tattoo that looks like an areola.

She shared her bikini-clad photos with her followers and soon after, the photo became viral. Tridevil has received a lot of feedback for the photo.

There is also another reason she leaked the photo (and made a Youtube video): She wants to be famous! She is in the process of making a reality show about her life, and she is hoping the show is picked up by a cable network.

While reading the feedback, I noticed a lot of people scrutinizing the doctor who performed the surgery. The doctor has not been named (that was one of the conditions he made when he agreed to do the surgery). Also, people wondered about Tridevil's mental health. They wondered if she was insecure or just plain crazy as hell.

How do I feel about this?
Well, if she is trying to turn off guys, she picked the wrong body part to get surgery on. I know a lot of dudes who are breast men. They are all about the tits (though I think titty fucking will be an issue in her case. Of course, if she were to have a three-way with two guys, I guess both dudes would be able to titty fuck her at the same time).
If that mental image isn't enough, here's another one:
And another thing, guys have enough trouble picking which boob to suckle on first. Giving him 3 options is too much work. What's the guy going to do? Play "Eenie, meanie, miney, moe?"

Okay, now I'm moving on!

I wonder how this new addition to the titty family will impact her back. Speaking as someone who is recovering from a major back surgery to fix spinal stenosis, the last area of your body that you want to have issues with is your back. Tridevil won't be able to become a "star" if she is barely able to walk or is leaning forward due to being top heavy.
Also, where are you going to find bras to cover up your $20,000 friend? Most stores don't sell three-boobed lingerie. I haven't done extensive research at Victoria's Secret, but I can bet that they don't have those bras in stock.

Getting a third boob to tell the world that you are not going to date anymore is kind of silly. All you have to do is tell dudes: "Thanks, but no thanks." Be vocal about it.

Of course, the feminist in me is saying that "It is her life and her body. She should do what ever she wants!" She should be able to do what ever she wants, but I doubt it will prevent dudes from hitting on her, especially if the dudes are all about the boobs.

PS- if she was trying to audition for the "Total Recall" remake, she is a few years too late. Sorry I had to throw that one in there.

 
photo credit: zgeek

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