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photo credit: Buisinesswoman Thirty-six year old British barrister Amal Alamuddin tied the knot with American actor George Clooney over the weekend. It was an intimate ceremony that took place at the Aman Canal Grande located in Venice, Italy. Celebrities, such as Matt Damon and John Krasinski were in attendance. The relationship between Alamuddin and Clooney has been relatively low-key. Clooney shared the news of his wedding while at a charity benefit in Tuscany, Italy, saying: "I would just like to say to my bride-to-be, Amal, that I love you very much and I can't wait to be your husband." Alamuddin has represented many high profile criminals, the most famous of which is WikiLeaks narc, Julian Assange. Meanwhile, folks here in the United States have been waiting for Clooney to get married at some point. He had stated many years ago that he would never get married or have children. Well, I guess it takes the right woman to change any man's mind! You might be w...

photo credit: hollywoodtake Tyler Perry is well-known for playing inspiring and strong-willed matriarch, Madea, but it looks like he is going to become known for another reason: He's (reportedly) about to become a proud papa! Yup, Tyler Perry is reportedly expecting his first child with on-again/off-again girlfriend, 28 year old, Gelila Bekele. A few years ago, Perry expressed his desire about becoming a father: " I'm 43, so two more years. By 45 you know who the hell you are, right? You've really settled in at 45, so I think two more years. " The news began to spread when Bekele's close friend shared a photo of the mother-to-be with a growing baby bump. Her friend states that Bekele is 7 months pregnant with a baby boy. This will be the first child for 45 year old Perry. Me, being the nosy person I am, decided to do some research to see what Christians are saying about Perry becoming a father. As some of you know, Perry is known for making fai...

photo credit: Jezebel Top (heavy) of the morning, readers! A few days ago, a bizarre story came out about a woman who had a third boob implanted in order to ward off potential suitors. Twenty-one year old Jasmine Tridevil spent over $20,000 on her breasts . Her reasoning behind it? To tell the world that she is not going to date anymore. The extra boob has an artificial nipple and a tattoo that looks like an areola. She shared her bikini-clad photos with her followers and soon after, the photo became viral. Tridevil has received a lot of feedback for the photo. There is also another reason she leaked the photo (and made a Youtube video): She wants to be famous! She is in the process of making a reality show about her life, and she is hoping the show is picked up by a cable network. While reading the feedback, I noticed a lot of people scrutinizing the doctor who performed the surgery. The doctor has not been named (that was one of the conditions he made when he agreed t...

photo credit: myxnews The new iPhone 6 has made its debut into the world, and people around the world have camped outside their electronic store of choice just for this new phone. Perth, Australia is home to the first person to buy the iPhone 6. The individual was so excited to have the phone, that he dropped it on the ground when trying to get it out of the box. Luckily for him, the ridiculously expensive phone is still functional. Here in the states, sales for the coveted phone started at 8am on Friday morning. Retailers across the country are reporting long lines in front of their stores. In my state, a local mall reported up to 375 customers waiting in line for the iPhone 6. One customer had been waiting since Thursday afternoon. Now, I know that some of you are fans of the Apple iPhone, but I do not understand the whole hype over the device. My boyfriend had an iPhone and he said that it was garbage. He now has a Samsung Galaxy and he loves it. Also, why would people...

photo credit: vybeyard Just when you think Kanye West couldn't stoop any lower, look what West did at his Sydney concert.. West refused to continue a show in Australia until the entire audience was standing and ready to worship West in a God-like manner. Two concertgoers happened to have been disabled (one had a prosthetic leg, and another was confined to a wheelchair), and couldn't rise to worship West at his feet. This hit Mr. Kanye's ego like a ton of bricks, so he decided to call out the two concert-goers by saying: "I can't do this show until everybody stand up. Unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and shit." The fan with the prosthetic leg took her leg off and waved it in the air. Kanye acknowledged the leg and tried to continue the show. Suddenly, he noticed another seated fan and abruptly stopped the show. Kanye sent one of his bodyguards out to confirm that the fan was handicapped. When they confirmed it, West said: ...

photo credit: womensforum Once a woman enters her late twenties and then her 30s, people around you begin to talk about babies. They wonder why you haven't had a child. They wonder why you aren't married. They wonder if you're just asking to have a child with "defects (due to holding off motherhood until later in life)." Well, I just want to send out a big "fuck you" to those who can't mind their own business. Speaking as a woman approaching her mid-30s, I'm sick of hearing folks tell me that, in a few years, it will be too late. Has anyone ever heard of waiting until you're ready? Yes, my biological clock has been ticking, and it's annoying as hell. I just want to be ready for motherhood, and, right now, I'm not ready. See, I was born out-of-wedlock (which people like to blame on me because they're right-wing assholes), and since my adolescence, I've vowed to not have babies outside of marriage. When I tell people ...

photo credit: gossipcop Normally, funerals are full of tears, Bible-reading, sniffles, and singing off-key. This wasn't so at Joan Rivers' funeral! Joan Rivers' daughter, Melissa, asked shockjock Howard Stern to deliver the eulogy at Joan Rivers' funeral. Well, he didn't hold anything back. He got up in front of everyone. Everyone looked at him with tears in their eyes, and the room was silent. Then Mr. Stern began his eulogy with the most hilarious statement: " Joan Rivers had a dry pussy. " Comedian Margaret Cho was at the funeral and had this to say about that moment: "In the morose silence Howard Stern said, "Joan Rivers had a dry pussy." At first, the words just hung there, as no one knew exactly what to do. Of course I started laughing hysterically, and everyone else, remembering who we were there to honor, followed suit. Howard Stern actually choked back tears as he continued – "Joan's pussy was so dry ...

photo credit: trektrebek In one of the most twisted forms of misogyny that I've ever heard of, a Washington state megachurch founder closed several branches of his megachurch after it was revealed that he once referred to women as "penis homes." Pastor (and disgusting misogynist) Mark Driscoll was asked to resign by members of the Church when it was discovered that he said the following comments about women in 2001. He made the comments under the pseudo name, William Wallace II: "Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while. Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home. Therefore, if you are single you must remember that your penis is homeless and needs a home. But, though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not… And, if you look at a m...

  photo credit: fotosearch Apparently, doing things in the privacy of your own home is now forbidden in the state of Connecticut. A New Canaan man was arrested last month after neighbors complained that he had been sunbathing naked for several years. Sixty year old Jonathan Cleworth lives next door to a 3 story, multi-family building, and it was his neighbor who called the police on him. The 80 year old neighbor told police that he was "tired of Cleworth's behavior." When police arrived at Cleworth's residence, they found him sunbathing nude. The backyard had sheets up to block anyone's view of Cleworth sunbathing nude. Police theorize that the neighbor must live on a higher floor in the 3 story building. Another neighbor said that she never thought about calling the police before, but she had to make the call so he would stop sunbathing nude. Cleworth was charged with second-degree breach of peace and released. He is scheduled to appear in court on Septemb...

photo credit: stillettosandapen Well, it looks like Schlafy and "Princeton Mom" share the same lack of a brain. According to Schlafy, we women can avoid being raped if we just stop focusing on careers, education, "hooking up," etc., and instead focus on marriage. Apparently, WE have the ability to stop men from being the animals that they are (Schlafy stated that men are "inherent rapists" and they cannot control themselves. It is up to us women to tame them). She also said that some married men may still rape. When asked to clarify what she meant by this, she did not provide an answer. (Big surprise! We all know that these conservative twatwaffles cannot back up their claims because they know deep down that they are wrong and worthless piles of shit). She contradicted herself many times in her statement. While she said that some married men still rape and abuse women, she also said that marriage "settles men down." Huh! Last I checked...