Dude goes pretty far with a marble "Lincoln Memorial" statue.
photo credit: Gawker
This week in odd news:
A man, who goes by the name of "Farm Daddy," decided to get rather cozy with a statue he thought was the Lincoln Memorial. The act was photographed and shared on Twitter. It shows Farm Daddy in his birthday suit, face-humping the statue. The guy was classy enough to keep his socks on, however.
Reasons as to why the guy decided to get oral from a marble statue are not known. My only thought is that there weren't any hookers in the general vicinity to face-hump.
Note: It was later determined that the dude face-humped Alexander Graham Bell's statue (bad call on his part).
I wonder if he was screaming out Lincoln's name while getting pleasured by the marble version of the phone inventor.