Ted Cruz says Americans don't have "right" to masturbate. (NSFW)
Recently, Mr. Cruz decided to get onto the topic of sex toys and masturbation. He said that Americans have no right to masturbate.
If you think I'm bullsh*tting you, look at the following quote from Mr. Cruz himself:
"There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."
Earlier today, Cruz's college roommate, Craig Mazin, posted a tweet that calls BS on Cruz's "Do not touch your own genitals" stance:
My Two Cents
I'm sure if Ted Cruz "stimulated himself" on a regular basis, he wouldn't be such a d*uchebag. Then again, his hands probably gave up on him long ago.
Craig Mazin, how come I haven't followed you on Twitter? You are quite entertaining!