The American Standard Toilet Commercial: Clogging up a toilet after a one night stand.

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A friend of mine shared this commercial on her Facebook timeline this morning and, of course, I watched it. It's about a man and woman who had a one night stand at the guy's house. The guy wakes the woman to tell her that he's going to work and that she can take her time getting up. Also that the door will lock behind her as she leaves. He kisses her and leaves. She lays down for a bit. After a while, she gets up, showers, "brushes" her teeth, and gets dressed. As she is looking in the mirror, she gets the urge to poop. She looks at the toilet and wonders if she should really poop in his house or hold it until she gets to her house or work. She decides to fire her torpedoes right then and there.

She finishes up, flushes the toilet, and goes to wash her hands. Suddenly, the toilet begins to overflow. The woman begins to panic. She tries everything in her power to contain the flood. Eventually, she stops the flood, but, her poo is still in the toilet. She grabs a plastic bag, and puts her poop in the bag.
She goes into the kitchen, puts down her bag of poop, and writes her one night stand a note with her phone number on it. She leaves the condo. As the door closes and locks behind her, she realizes that she left her bag of poo on the kitchen counter, next to her note with her phone number on it! She freaks out and tries everything in her power to open the door. She fails miserably.


Before the commercial starts, there is a message that states that this was based on a true story. The fact that it is based on a true story makes it even funnier. I'm sure that the guy didn't call her when he got home from work, unless it was to cuss her out and have her pay for repairs.

I know dudes are able to let em rip anywhere, but, us ladies aren't able to, unless we are in total distress. We have to be comfortable in our surroundings. At least, I do.

Anyways, I thought I'd share this commercial with you.
Ladies, don't let this happen to you. If you are going to have a one night stand, fire the torpedoes before you go out on the prowl.

........Then again, if the sex is bad, clog up his toilet. :-)

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