Thieves in Minnesota steal $70,000 worth of bull juice
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Come again!?
A farmer in small town Minnesota was flabbergasted when he noticed that some prize cow semen was stolen from an unlocked barn.
The vials of semen are valued between $300 and $1500 each.
The farmer, Daniel Weness, is unsure which day the specimens were stolen, but he suspects that the vials were stolen on Easter Sunday (Oh god).
Apparently, there is a market for bull spunk. People can bid on spunk and inseminate their cows with it.
Who knew?!
I've heard of people collecting stamps, coins, books, records, dolls, cars, and baseball cards.
I understand that people will go to great lengths for prize cow spawn. There's great money in the farmer community for prize cow/bulls (I think).
Call me old-fashioned, but, what ever happened to a cow and a bull going out to dinner and then conceiving a spawn?
Come again!?
A farmer in small town Minnesota was flabbergasted when he noticed that some prize cow semen was stolen from an unlocked barn.
The vials of semen are valued between $300 and $1500 each.
The farmer, Daniel Weness, is unsure which day the specimens were stolen, but he suspects that the vials were stolen on Easter Sunday (Oh god).
Apparently, there is a market for bull spunk. People can bid on spunk and inseminate their cows with it.
Who knew?!
My Two Cents:
I've heard of people collecting stamps, coins, books, records, dolls, cars, and baseball cards.
I understand that people will go to great lengths for prize cow spawn. There's great money in the farmer community for prize cow/bulls (I think).
Call me old-fashioned, but, what ever happened to a cow and a bull going out to dinner and then conceiving a spawn?